Other Amusement Rides That Should Be Turned Into Movies

[MNdude]

Pirates of the Caribbean has proven that amusement rides can be turned into great movies. Haunted Mansion has proven that amusement rides can be turned into horrible movies. But let's not stop here. These are ideas for the next batch of amusement-ridesturned-Hollywood-blockbusters.

 

Link: blogzarro.com/?p=159

 

The superman movie is my favorite

[robbalvey]

That has to be one of the WORST articles I've ever read. I don't think one shred of it was even funny.

 

--Robb

[masterofthematrix91]

oh god that was terrible!!

 

 

But i did like the idea about space mountain. minus Vin Desil

[IceDragon]

oh god that was terrible!!

 

 

But i did like the idea about space mountain. minus Vin Desil

 

You hate him too? Awesome! I can't stand him!

[bulldogmom]

I thought it was funny, but I do have a sick sense of humor. I liked the bumper cars one best.

[RollerC]

Was it really that hard for the writer to find a picture of a superman coaster? I mean there are tons of them out there...and they choose XFlight...

[swampfox]

Somewhere... that article just created another emo.

[snuggles]

And can he trust the carny folk whom he needs to stop the cyclone?

No... No he can't trust carny's to operate a coaster.

[chmilo24]

I think they should make the river rapids one, that one sounds very cool. Or maybe its the fact I want to see Jessica Alba all wet wearing a white T-shirt.

[coasterdude5]

^ That would make a very good movie. *see signature.

 

The article was a joke, and not a funny one.

[CoastersNSich]

How about the Monorail? Yes, Conan O'Brien wrote "Marge vs. the Monorail" for The Simpsons, but it didn't have anything to do with Disney or another park's ride.

[Chris Benvenuto]

Well, I for one thought the Cyclone idea wasn't half bad.....but the others......ugh!

[coastercrazed49]

lol................................................................................NOT!!!

[IwantRevenge]

The Buccaneer: Curse of the Nachos

 

A crew of pirates with weak stomachs must endure extremely choppy seas after eating cursed nachos with cheese. Starring Steve Buscemi as Capt. Queasy.

 

TAGLINE: Just when you thought it was safe to eat Mexican food and go back in the water!

 

[Krazykral10]

So...I could actually see the bumper car one working...I mean they did make "Dude! Who Stole My Car!?"

[waterviper]

Wtf!! Was this supposed to be funny or serious? From what I read it is neither!

[phazan]

Alice in Wonderland, Indiana Jones, and Toad's Wild Ride at Disney Land....they would make for the best movies EVER!!!!

[Disney Dood]

Whoever made that article should be dropped into the desert from an airplane.

[WillMontu]

Robb could create a good Photochop contest out of this

 

Imagine Peoplemover: The Movie

[Homer]

I think Batman and Robin: The Chiller would make a good movie.

 

Oh wait...

[Zen Coaster]

I think some writers should be put out of their misery...

[Adriel]

Dueling Dragons can be the next bigger-Eragon fantasy movie, you know. Added by a little "Flying Unicorn", it could be fantastic!

[chmilo24]

I think they should make It's A Small World into a movie. Now that I would pay $10 for.

[Disney Dood]

I think they should make It's A Small World into a movie. Now that I would pay $10 for.

That would be torture. No way in hell would I spend a penny on that one.

[gnewton34]

Surprised noone has said it. The Beast. There's already been a book written about it