TPR "Coaster Rankings"

[robbalvey]

Ok, I'm working on something that would include a "ranking" of coasters/parks/rides, etc.

 

If we were to give rides a ranking, but themed to "TPR" what would those rankings be?

 

Think of how on Mythbusters each myth is either "Plausible", "Confirmed" or "BUSTED!"

 

I need some help coming up with ranking names, or perhaps a "scale." And it can be for more than one item. For exampe "Park rankings and/or scale", "Coaster Ranking and/or scale", "Water rides", "Flat Rides", etc, etc.

 

As many ideas as you can think of, please!

 

Thanks for your input!

 

--Robb

[VegasCoaster]

This is what I can think of off the top of my head:

 

Credit Whorific.

Well, Jeff Johnson would count it.

Busted...by camera.

Its a Vekoma.

Somewhere in between Psyclone and Windjammer.

[Reon]

Credit whore'd/Bribed a kid to ride

(Togo/Vekoma) Death Machine ((Mind you I like King Cobra))

ACER Joe's top 10

[HogarthOK]

A few ideas:

Donkeytastic

Assmasterful

Burro Bomb

Inexplicably Average

Ow

Big Ow

Chiropractor Needed

I Barf'd

Climax Bargain!

[PKI Jizzman]

Kicks-ass

TPR-Approved

Something wih being kicked by a donkey...

 

[Airtime&Gravity]

Jeff Johnson Credit

Perfect for a credit whore

Elissa Approved

Red Dawn Awesome

Vekoma Pain

Manhattan Express

[Xxhershey818xX]

An Acceptable Amount of water/wetness?

Elissa Approved

Credit Whoreific!

[thefitness]

I really like this idea.I'm going to edit this post as I think of more.

 

Park Ratings

gH3tt0a$$

 

 

Flat Ride Ratings

Ball Crushing

[TheLastGunslinger]

I really like this idea.I'm going to edit this post as I think of more.

 

Park Ratings

gH3tt0a$$

 

 

Flat Ride Ratings

Ball Crushing

 

That's exactly what I was thinking.

[BarryH]

"Robb Alvey's Hairy Ass Award" -- for the #1 coaster

 

"Paul Ruben's #1 Coaster that shouldn't be #1"

 

"KidTums Award" -- Best kiddie coaster

 

"Most Photogenic Coaster"

 

"Coaster that Looks Great through the Trees!"

 

"Donkeyicious"

[cobra_roll06]

Airtime Approved - For those airtime junkies out there.

 

Dan Friendly - Flat rides that don't contain water.

 

Elissa Friendly - Ride that does not spin.

 

I'll think of more later

[J man]

1. Red Dawn Awesome

2. Craptastic

 

That's all I got.

[TheLastGunslinger]

Face-Punching: Used to describe rough coasters (namely X)

[BarryH]

"Magical TPR Hoodie Lifetime Achievement Award"

[WillMontu]

Barry Friendly - A ride with a single-rider line

KidTums credit - A ride that requires a kid to ride

Smooth as a baby's bottom - A ride that shouldn't be smooth, but actually is

[Eric_Smith]

For Confirmed:TPR approved

For Plausible:It was beter than bad

For Busted(literally and figuritively):Its a Vekoma