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"Hello, My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die." - The Princess Bride

 

And from Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Tim: There he is!

King Arthur: Where?

Tim: There!

King Arthur: What? Behind the rabbit?

Tim: It *is* the rabbit!

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"C'mon, everyone loves Denny's, it's an American institution" - Scott Calvin, The Santa Clause

 

"Well, maybe he is only a little crazy like painters or composers or...or some of those men in Washington" - Mr. Shellhammer, Miracle on 34th Street

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Clark: Since this is Aunt Bethany's 80th Christmas, I think she should lead us in the saying of Grace.

 

Aunt Bethany:What, dear?

 

Nora Griswold: Grace!

 

Aunt Bethany: Grace? She passed away thirty years ago.

 

Uncle Lewis: They want you to say Grace.

 

Uncle Lewis: The BLESSING!

 

Aunt Bethany: I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the republic for which it stands/ One nation, under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

 

Clark: Amen.

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Mine are all pretty much from Back to the Future.

 

"Lou, get me a milk...CHOCOLATE!"'

"Yes, I'm George. George McFly. I'm your density."

"Chuck! Chuck! It's your cousin. Your cousin, Marvin Berry! You know that new sound you've been looking for? Well listen to this!"

"You really think I oughta swear?" "Yes, definitely G**dammit George, swear."

"Well that is your name isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's all over your underwear."

"Look, there's a rhythmic ceremonial ritual coming up!"

 

I could go all day.

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Some of us get dipped in flat, some in satin, some in gloss. But every once in a while you find someone who's iridescent, and when you do, nothing will ever compare. --

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Henry Jr. : Its immoral, your old enough to be her father, no her grandfather.

Henry Sr. : Well I was as human as the next man.

Henry Jr. : I was the next man, Dad.

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"Where'd you learn to drive like that?"

"Grand Theft Auto!"

 

"Mr. Beaman. Mr. Don Beaman. There are a lot of things to live for. Soda pop. Open up a fresh can of soda pop."

 

"AMERICA!"

 

"I am a peacock, you gotta let me fly!"

 

"Oh look, he's flying!"

 

"Did that just say Grand Central Station or my aunt's constipation?"

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I can sum up our entire philosophy with this glass. I can look at it and say it's half-full, which in the beauty pageant biz means "Where the hell's my waiter?" 

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"When this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious s***.

 

"Why so serious?"

 

"I have a drinking problem? ...your a Mormon! Next to you we all have a drinking problem!"

 

"Uh, we had a slight weapons malfunction, but uh... everything's perfectly all right now. We're fine. We're all fine here now... thank you... how are you?"

 

vvv And the one in my signature from Dr. Strangelove.

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"I found that if you have a goal, you might not reach. If you don't have one, then you will never be disappointed. And I gotta tell ya, it feels phenomenal."

 

"ADAA required random drug screening."

 

"Allow me the pleasure of introducing you to: Blade. Laser. Blaser."

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Give a guy a gun, he thinks he's Superman. Give him two and he thinks he's God.

From Hardboiled

 

 

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

From Apocalypse Now

 

 

 

And last but not least...

Life is like a Box of Chocolates, you just never know what you're gonna get.

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