Ryan King Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Ok....So In class..I kinda didnt want to do this one stupid lab..so my teacher allowed me to write a 1-3 page report on class discipline. So..here it is..i hope you enjoy it..cause i didnt enjoy writing it... -Ryan Classroom Behavior.doc My Stupid Extra Credit Paper
Ryan King Posted July 20, 2006 Author Posted July 20, 2006 Its the fact that Im going to trun this into my teacher tomorrow..it will be pretty funny..I hope she gives me the points...!
ParkTrips Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Ha, this reminded me of a paper I wrote in high school about the progression of the Simpsons through the 90s. Eh, it was just an AP Lit exam*! * that I wouldn't have passed under any circumstances, anyways nice read
Ryan King Posted July 20, 2006 Author Posted July 20, 2006 Thanks! I hope I get my credit..its pretty damn good..shell probablly die from laughter then make me rewrite it..jeez...
Rollerholden Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Haha that was hilarious! I don't know why, but English teachers are the only ones I seem to get along with. They would have loved something like that. I hope you get the points!
CaseyFish Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Ryan, This really reminds me of something in writing called "stream of concenous" it means you write whatever pops into your head, just constant anything. I really think that is what this paper is. I hope your teacher understands it to. I really liked it, you did a great job. Pound It DUDE! Let us know what happens. Casey"is it the 19th yet?" Childers
Ryan King Posted July 20, 2006 Author Posted July 20, 2006 Dude! Yeah..Ill totally post what happens! Ryan "He is Going to Get Pushed Into The Pool on the 19th!" King
TheStig Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 What I want to know is why your still in school?!?!?! Ill download and read your paper right now, look for my thoughts here. Colin C
WillMontu Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Being an English class, you might want to fix a few typos, such as "Another key point id like to point out" and "I think even im alone I could probably hold a conversation with myself" If you don't fix those, your teacher might want Casey's number
SonOfBeastSucks Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Dude, that is one of the greatest [extra credit] papers ever written. I would give you more points than what the paper is worth.
Ryan King Posted July 20, 2006 Author Posted July 20, 2006 Whats funny is its for biology class! lol! not english! and im in summer school..not year round..i failed 2nd semister of Bio! doh!
Hurricane Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 LMAO!!! EATING FIVE BATTERIES! Oh no... don't give Benzo41090 or whatever any ideas...
BiCoastal Kid Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 LMAO, so bad, but so good. My favorite section. in my case, my worst fear is elevators. So I would probably see in my nightmare of a memory something along the lines of elevators coming at me with WOMD. So really to cut this paragraph short…I’m afraid of elevators.
USRoadTripper Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 OK, that was awesome, and truly like something I would have written in high school. Make sure to go back and proofread really well, and watch your punctuation...and how could you *not* get the extra points?! Once, in senior English, a group of about a dozen of us decided to work the same strange line into our papers and see if the teacher would notice. The line we chose was "...lest his testicles explode." hahaha The teacher somehow lost my paper, and when I turned in a second copy to him, his first question was "Does it have the exploding testicle line?" hahaha I also had a friend who wrote a paper for that same teacher titled "The disappearance of the sound 'th' from the English language." Yeah, he LOVED us! -Julie (who wrote every paper during her last semester of college on Rocky Horror)
pvcoasterguy Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Great paper! "I believe I recall Andrew crying about something…probably about Banana Republic running out of kakis or something." LOL... that's great. I'm interested to see what happens.
derwood Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Ryan...that was great. I wrote a paper in 9th grade english about 2 dead fish in a toilet. Teacher said I was sick but gave me an A. Probably the only A I ever got in English. Give me Algebra anyday! d
Ryan King Posted July 20, 2006 Author Posted July 20, 2006 Just to let all of oyu guys know..I turned in that report today and i got all my points plus more! yes! its freakin awesome! And she is going to keep it for further class examples! go team! -Ryan over and Out
Jumboshrmp Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Are you serious? Wow. Andrew "Still waiting for his coasterdynamix kit to arive in the mail" Cleveland
mcjaco Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Ah the American education system at it's finest..... I personally liked the bribe portion of the paper! My buddies and I would make spoof videos on all the books we had to read in English. Really terrible acting, no sets, no script (which might explain the bad acting), random shots of nothingness, etc. Our teacher loved them so much, he made us do multiple ones and showed all the classes. Nothing like doing Lord of the Flies with a random shot of a cornfield and narration of "If you build it, they will come."
BiCoastal Kid Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Just to let all of oyu guys know..I turned in that report today and i got all my points plus more! yes! its freakin awesome! And she is going to keep it for further class examples! go team! -Ryan over and Out WHAT???? "Go team"??? What's this crap, Ryan? What happened to the pounding? I'm so disappointed.
AznShortBoi8021 Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Something about this reminds me of Homestar Runner. Maybe its the title, the diagrams, or the money. But it's still funny.
gisco Posted July 20, 2006 Posted July 20, 2006 Dude You Know that the last page of your report is probably a Federal Offense depending on what size that money actually printed out at. Oh yeah, they locked that thread in the UK section linking to this one because your white! Pound it!!!
Ryan King Posted July 20, 2006 Author Posted July 20, 2006 Something about this reminds me of Homestar Runner. Maybe its the title, the diagrams, or the money. But it's still funny. Thanks for ruining my good time! I got the money scan from Google..so whateva..let the cops come and get me! Its because im white! POUND IT! -Ryan
phazan Posted July 21, 2006 Posted July 21, 2006 So, he got an idea from Home Star Runner! It's still funny!
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