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Mr Burns: "You know Smithers, I think I'll donate a million dollars to the local orphanage, when pigs fly." (Mr. Burns & Smithers laugh.) (A pig flies through the air.) Smithers: "Will you be donating that million dollars now?" Mr. Burns: "No, I'd still prefer not."

While all the trips do sound cool, I was hoping of getting on the TPR UK Trip for 2010 if it ends up happening.

I hate the bus I have to take. It is packed way beyond it's maximum capacity. I seriously feel like a f*cking sardine in that place. I'm riding my bike tomorrow.

I've been on the following retired coasters. Psyclone @ SFMM Flashback @ SFMM Spellbreaker @ Legoland Villain @ Geauga Lake Double Loop @ Geauga Lake Big Dipper @ Geauga Lake Laser @ Dorney Park With the exception of the last two coasters on the list, the rest can just rot and turn into scrap metal or firewood for all I care

Scenic Railway

Wow. Cedar Fair never fails to amaze me on how bad they can name a ride. I honestly feel that Possessed has got to be their worst name yet. It's even worse than Flight Deck.

Hey Title Fairy. I was hoping if you could make my title say "S,J,GWCS Guy", that would be great. Thanks.

My favorite prelifts are 1. Hydra 2. Thunderbolt 3. Phoinex 4. Space Mtn at both DLR & WDW

My favorites would have to be 1. X2 2. Maverick 3. Sheikra

Wooden Out & Back- Phoinex Wooden Twister- Viper @ SFGAm Wooden Racing/Dueling- Lightning Racer Mine Train- Big Thunder Mountain @ WDW Wild Mouse- Wild Mouse @ Hersheypark Bobsled- I don't care for either of the bobsleds I've ridden Stand Up- Riddlers Revenge Floorless- Dominator Mega-Looper- Kumba Flying- Tatsu Suspended- Vortex @ Canada's Wonderland Inverted/SLC- Montu Hypercoaster- Behemoth Giga Coaster- Millennium Force (Not like there's a choice.) Strata Coaster- Top Thrill Dragster Boomerang- DejaVu LIM- Maverick Arrow Multi Looper- Viper @ SFMM Spinning- Sierra Sidewinder

That's great news. I'm looking foreword to it.

For me, it's a tie between Mountain Dew Supernova and the Chinese Watermelon Soda they have at Epcot.

I'm way too addicted to the Internet.

^ TPRs Diabetic Senior Citizen < Bonafide Donkey Expert V Can be anyone.

Definitely Wild Beast @ Canada's Wonderland. This thing just jackhammered the entire ride and I felt like my spine was about to shatter. Not to mention, it goes so slow through the turns that there's no excitement to cancel out the roughness.

While the idea sounds cool, I would not count this as a credit.

My best memories would have to be Westcoast Bash, Reaching #100 on the Boomerang @ the Great Escape, and getting the last ride on Behemoth in the front row.

Not enough people read directions. They're there for a reason jackass! Arrgh!

^Yes, well there's no such thing as a perfect Top 10 list since everyone has been on different rides and has different opinions on each of them. This is just the closest thing to a perfect Top 10 list. There were some woodies that I personally should've been higher on the list, but that's just how people voted.

It should be cool with either clear skies, fog, or rain. Oh yeah, and just one weather tip about SFMM, X2 will not be open if it's windy. Hope that helps.

^^If you hate that park because of a Hello Kitty Angel Coaster, then you'd hate Harmonyland, which is an entire Hello Kitty Theme Park.

^^Then slap it with a paddle.

Why is it that when I order a medium steak in New Jersey, there's blood in every bite?

1. Jay Leno 2. Tom Hanks 3. Whoopi Goldberg Anyways, Good Photo TR Big Mike.

Here's my results from the Wood Poll. Top 5. 1.Phoinex 2.Comet @ Great Escape 3.Viper @ SFGAm 4.Jackrabbit @ Kennywood 5.Beast Bottom 3. 34.Mean Streak 35.Grizzly @ CGA 36.Wild Beast And here are my Steel Coaster Results. Top 10 1.Maverick 2.X2 3.Dueling Dragons Fire 4.Kumba 5.Dueling Dragons Ice 6.Montu 7.Behemoth 8.Phantoms Revenge 9.Incredible Hulk Coaster 10.Sheikra Bottom 5 107.Journey to Atlantis @ SWSD 108.Revolution @ SFMM 109.Iron Dragon 110.Trailblazer 111.Canyon Blaster @ Great Escape