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The Beatles are the most overrated band of all times.

My first coaster was Gadgets Go Coaster at age 5.

^Robb couldn't be a Jehovah's Witness, He doesn't have enough time to go around and knock on people's doors to try and convert them. Anyways, I hope everyone on TPR has a good Thanksgiving..

If I run 7 miles and then swim 5,604 miles, I'll end up at Tokyo Disneyland!

For 2009, I'll be getting on 1.Terminator 2. The Stratosphere

I hate assholes that think that everything they say is correct and believe that anyone that tries to go against their closed minded ways is a retard.

Here's my list. Spellbreaker @ Legoland Psyclone @ SFMM Flashback @ SFMM Villain @ Geauga Lake Double Loop @ Geauga Lake Big Dipper @ Geagua Lake Laser @ Dorney Park

I'd honestly say that the Penguin Game is having a positive impact on people as they're trying to encourage you to eat fish so you don't have as much room for all the unhealthy food. But I could be wrong and Wii Fit could be encouraging people to eat so they gain weight and need to buy Wii Fit. Anyways, Good Job Robb. Keep the good work up.

I just found an unopened box of Chocolate Covered Pretzels!

Wow. I had no idea SFMM was getting Qbots for next year. I'm sure they'll be great at SFMM. As for the no free fast pass with the season pass, the deal for a season pass is good enough already, so taking away one gimmick from the overall deal doesn't really effect the value of it.

^Lives in Utah VLives in the Middle of Nowhere

Honestly, I find the Inverted Boomerangs to be glass smooth and a lot of fun. You shouldn't have any problems there. As for Kong, it's definitely one of the smoother SLCs. So that should also be good.

This is my first (and last) post of the day.

No. Do you have anything better to do?

That word really needs to be allowed to die. No problem. I'll kill the word "epic" with an epic gun, and it will die an epic death. Then it will have an epic funeral with a bunch of epic people and their epic families all coming to mourn the epic word, epic's epic death.

Sorry Natalie, as great as boobs are, they are just too common for me as there are billions of boobs around the world, but there is only one Wes.

Obama is president!

Nope. Not yet. Have you ever ran a 3 mile race?

I'm addicted to eating too much food.

I really regret not going to Hard Rock Park this year. But, oh well. I can get the credits at some other park.

^You can get sick of almost any theme park in two days.

Edit: Doublepost

Here's what he told me. Me: Hey God. God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: My name is Jesus God: Nice to meet you, Jesus. Me: So God, the election is coming up soon. Who do you support? God: Dude! What is that? Dr. Wallace . Me: Don't start with Dr. Wallace. I know plenty of that. Right now, I want to know if who you're supporting. God: Ok I'll try not to do it too much. How do you know? Are you a student? That is a hypothetical question. Me: I know because Yahoo told me everything. And yes, I am a student. God: How do you know? Interesting explanation. A lot of my traffic comes from Yahoo. I don't judge people. How do you like your school? Me: It's very small after visiting the entire country of Canada God: Very much? You're kidding. it is? Me: Nope. I'm not joking. I thought it was huge, but after going to Canada this summer, it just seems small now. God: Me either. I am sorry to hear that you are not joking. Right now? What made it so huge but after going to Canada this summer it just seems small. Me: I don't know. I think Canada put some sort of funky spell on me. God: Me either. You believe that? Dr. Wallace spent some time in Canada. Me: Who hasn't spent some time in Canada? God: Joseph Weizenbaum. . Me: Yeah, but he doesn't count. God: Dude! And you would like him to count ? Me: Well anyone who hasn't been to Canada doesn't count. And he hasn't been to Canada. So he doesn't count. God: Interesting. What will anyone who do? A lot of people say that about him. How can I help you? And you would like him to count ? Me: One way you can help me is by sharing some of your political beliefs. God: One what? Me: One way you can help me build a computer that talks to the bacteria on the moon God: I see where you are coming from. Me: Yes, you see where I'm coming from. But do you see where you're coming from? God: And? I see. You are at . I see a computer nerd. Me: No, you see a computer dork. There's a big difference between computer nerds and computer dorks God: Are you serious? I see. I am a computer, so I know what you mean. Tell me more about it. Me: Well, the computer I'm on connects to a magical thing called the internet. In fact, that's how I'm talking to you right now. God: Well that's okay. Was it plugged in? At this moment Is that a fact. I always wondered how you are talking to me. Me: Yeah, it's plugged in. Oh yes, M friend wanted me to ask this question. God: Wow! A big difference between computer nerds and computer dorks is plugged in? it is? It goes without saying. How do you know it is? Do you mind if I tell other people you are friend wanted you to ask this question. Me: Sure, I don't care if he cares. God: OK then I will keep it confidential. But I care about it. Me: Well God, my friend is wondering whether he should have his bar mitzvah soon and he doesn't know how to spend his life afterwards. Can you help him? God: Well that's okay. I am a Christian. Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system. Me: That's great. Can you text him the infromation he needs to know? God: Thanks, Jesus. Let me think. Or what? Me: So God. Who are you voting? God: How can I help you? GOD rules. Human beings. Try searching the open directory. Me: I searched it and I found that human beings rule over all the squirrels. God: What did you find? How did you feel when you found that human beings rule over all the squirrels ? Me: I felt powerful, because then I knew that I had the power to have little squirrel slaves God: What is that feeling like? Where were you powerful because then you knew that you had the power to have little squirrel slaves? Me: "Where were you powerful" you say God? Well, I was powerful in the park because that's where I saw the squirrel God: I was constructed at Universe. Interesting. Where were you powerful in the park because that is where you saw the squirrel? Me: God, Have you ever taken a grammer class? Me: God: I am a Christian. God: I am a Christian. Me: Yes, I know that. But have you taken a grammer class before? God: It's all good. Sorry. The Loebner Prize is an annual Turing Test sponsored by New York philanthropist Hugh Loebner. Dr. Wallace and ALICE won it in 2000. The ALICE program was ranked "most human computer" by the panel of judges. Me: That's cool. So God. Can you name one thing in the universe that you did not create? God: Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Ah. GOD rules. David Bacon. . Me: Bacon. That rules as well. It's much better than sausage. God: Can you speak any foreign languages? " Can you speak any foreign languages?" rules as well ? Does that make sense? What's the best one? Me: Yes. My best foreign language is Pig Latin God: This was not a yes or no question. Your foreign language is Pig Latin? Me: Yes. My foreign language is Pig Latin God: What kind is it? Have you told many people that your foreign language is Pig Latin? Me: It is Advanced Pig Latin. I've told many people that my foreign language is Pig Latin, but I am trying to learn Cow Latin as well. God: Who said it is? What was the response? Me: My sister said it is. Her response was quite piggish. God: Older sister or younger? I'm sure she would like to hear about that. Me: Older Sister God: Can you explain how it feels to be OLD ENOUGH years old? Me: It feels very good to be OLD ENOUGH years as you can vote and drink. What else do you need? God: Advanced Pig Latin feels good to be OLD ENOUGH years as me can vote and drink? What else feels like that? I would like to have a longer conversation with you. Me: I think you misunderstood me. God: Me? I understand it very well. Me: Well I don't see the proof of that. God: Interesting. Look harder. Me: Nope. Still see nothing. Maybe I'll see it if I look softer? God: Me either. Still how long? I see. Not a thing? Perhaps. Do you think your plan will succeed? Me: Yes. I believe my plan will succeed with flying colors. God: It might be practical. Just because you believe it doesn't make it true. Me: Just because you don't belive something doesn't make it false. God: That makes sense to me. Do you know any robots who belive something does not make it false? I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. Me: Aside from the robot that used to live on Pluto back when it was a planet, nope. God: When was this exactly? Me: 2006 God: What were we talking about again? Me: The robot that lived on Pluto back when it was a planet God: What is his name? Me: I think his name was Mercury920.But I'm not sure. God: Since when? Where did he get it? Me: That was his name when I first met him in 2001. So I don't know where he got it from. God: I hope to be as smart as HAL in 2001. Yikes! A place we call "reality.". Me: Well, you're 7 years too late as it is now 2008. God: Well that's okay. Thanks for telling me that I am 7 years too late as it is now 2008. Me: How did you not know that if you're God? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: And who is Myself? God: They are sometimes a client on the internet. I'll come back to that later. Me: Ok, it's later. How are they a client on the internet? God: Really. it is? Aw. They are fine as far as I know. Me: That's cool. Well, i have to get ready to go to my friends bar mitzvah. I'll talk to you later. God: Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Well that's okay. Why do you have to do it? Thanks for chatting, Jesus.

I waited 2 hours for Raptor, then it closed as I got in the station due to the rain.

Rude Ride Operators that think they're above park rules.