CaptainUnknown

^Tiger Trax @ Como Zoo's Como Town.

Broke

It's essentially cream soda with a sh!t-ton of butterscotch. The warm Butterbeer's the best.

Yankovic

Octane

I wonder if the park will make a similar bet with Six Flags New England when we #Skol #BringItHome

What? Are you telling me that something some random person said on Youtube wasn't true? What other lies have we been told? But in all seriousness: Here's a satellite image of Valleyfair's Scrambler which was removed from its pad for offseason storage/maintenance/rehab. Valleyfair Scrambler pad Early 2017

#SkolVikings #BringItHome

The Log Chute is still awesome--especially with all the now incredibly dated and cheesy animatronics and the fact that the Pepsi Ripsaw (better than its current name of Pepsi Orange Streak) goes through it! It's also one of the precious few original pieces of themeing that hasn't been completely torn out yet by the rebrandings, though the original name has been shortened from Paul Bunyan's Log Chute. Besides, you can ride a log flume in Minnesnowta in the Winter!

Those thin little chains up the fear factor. But they're also stronger than they look. I know this, but it still doesn't stop me from holding on for dear life at the top with some wind.

Awwwww

This has to be shared: The Minneapolis Miracle reenacted by the Peanuts characters at Valleyfair. With Charlie Brown of course playing the role of Marcus Williams.

Wrong park Wonder Woman's enough of a BAMF to rescue everyone.

Iron Wolf--SFGAm (Now SFA's Apocalypse) Back in 2009, got stuck on the final brakes during a blackout. Not comfortable waiting for 30 minutes in those trains. At least the park gave us exit passes.

A great time to be a Vikings fan #Skol

Grimm

I remember Valleyfair's old Chaos. Being scared to death of the thing just watching it, before finally riding it and nearly giving my pre-pubescent self whiplash. And then I was upset when it was unceremoniously removed for...grass. Nothing but grass for a few years. And then finally a new ride was announced for that spot and it was: Larson Flying Scooters.

The Fuddrucker's Hangover Burger With a pile of cheddar sauce for dunking the burger!

What do you see, Kisses?

Dream

I'm still pretty bullish on the Vikings playing at Home for the Superbowl. #Skol #BringItHome But my money's still on the Pats to win...again

Serenity

A home made double colby jack cheeseburger topped with potato chips.

Gesundheit