CaptainUnknown

Precipitation

Slow

So I recently found a coupon for free shipping and decided to use it. The package came today, so I thought I'd do a brief unboxing report. The box, freshly collected from the campus Post Office. *Brad Pitt voice* What's in the Box? Box opened to find bubble wrap. But what's that in the corner? I spy with my little eye... It's item #1: a Cheshire Cat hat! And it has ears! We're all mad here! Digging back into the box, I found item #2: A Batman hat. Again with ears. I am Vengeance! I am the Night! And together... An odd pairing... Total cost: $22

Daytona

The park has posted to Facebook the section of the map that includes the new area. Of note: The crazy couch appears to have been renamed "Shakin' Bacon" after previously advertised as "Pig Out"

Migraine

Can confirm. I also have literally been flushed down a toilet. Thanks for giving me middle school flashbacks. #Swirlies

Lost

This seems like the best place to ask this so: Has TPR had any issues with YouTube Demonitization?

High Roller @ Valleyfair

$4 Score

I"m hoping that "flags" catches on as a standardized unit of time measurement.

I love all the hairtime in that video.

Diet

Chocolate covered soft pretzel? Shut up and take my money!

Stop

Am I literally the only person in the world who has yet to have a bad experience with Spirit's punctuality? Flying from Tampa to Minneapolis with a 4 hour layover in Chicago last May, both flights landed early, but I saw at least three Spirit flights delayed during my layover. I will agree with their ridiculous bag fees though as I've been charged multiple times for having overweight luggage. But great report so far!

^I think they might have better luck interrogating this guy--who has a hot tub filled with fire and brimstone.

Queue

That would be cruel and unusual punishment for all Cedar Point associates.

Clown

Say what you will about the name (at least it doesn't include the word "coaster" in the name), but that image is straight outta fright fest. But at the same time, it's all like: Don't mind me, I'm just flossing my eyes out with this steroid-infused Larson Looper.

Sounds like bad news is coming to the Orlando park as it seems like the Paratrooper is moving to the recently acquired Fun Junction USA. But on the flipside, it appears it will be replaced by one of those inverting frisbees. I just hope the paratrooper stays open in Orlando through March 9th.

Universe

I'm thinking it might be a typo as it is the only ride on the scheduled maintenance calendar to have multiple times on it (with 3). But I would recommend messaging the park to be sure. The only times I know of when the park didn't follow the scheduled maintenance calendar were when something catastrophic happened to the ride or a similar attraction (ie the Ohio State Fair incident). Hopefully it's open for your visit. It's a fun little coaster that gives a great "tour' of the park and the inner workings of the log flume. And if you really want to see Target Field, they do offer backstage tours.