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"The State of Florida" - Less Than Jake

MLB: Tampa Bay (Devil) Rays NFL: Tampa Bay Buccaneers NHL: Tampa Bay Lightning NBA: Orlando Magic

I remember seeing old filmstrips back in 7th grade dating back to the 1960's that Oil will run out by the year 2000. Now did that happen? There will always be oil, we will never totally run out. Maybe run low, but there are always huge pockets of oil all over the world that have yet to be drilled out.

.85 for Mountain Dew Supernova. I'm addicted to that crap and it's cheap at my store.

Quoted for truth, died way too soon. Now for supermarket funnies, who eats this stuff? You should see a doctor about this...

Here's an elaborate list of rides/parks that have been on TV.

I'd consider it racist if it went "Mole Frags! Mole Fun! Six Frags!" being voiced like the City Wok guy on South Park.

Mike, First off, I don't know why I've been skipping this topic in the first place. But all of your TR's have been very amusing and a great read. Second, congrats on number 600! Third, Fun Fore All, God that brings back memories of visiting my aunt and uncle in Pittsburgh. Haven't been there in a while, but I still need to whore that Fiesta Express. Godspeed on your expedition and hopefully more HOT BIKINI BABES!

Yes, my town has been added.

I'd have to agree with what Lance at Screamscape says about this game; And I think a lot of these "carnival game collection" titles have hit the Wii, DS, and PS2 already. I don't see how this one will differ aside from an endorsement. Yet another unimaginative third-party title trying to pry money from casual gamers that don't know better. I'll applaud Six Flags though if it does manage to churn a profit, but I definitely don't see this being a million seller. Also, for a tiny bit better theme park related games. Here's two: Adventures in the Magic Kingdom for the NES and Universal Theme Park Adventure for the Gamecube.

I still work at Sweetbay Supermarket, which is Florida's second best supermarket. However, a few weeks ago, I went from bagger to produce. Thank God... I don't have to get carts in at 95 degree heat and humidity.

I wouldn't necessarily say looping slide, more of an inclined overbank. But it looks like a better and more thrilling execution of the idea, a lot better than the infamous Action Park slide.

I don't play nor am I really interested in Second Life. I don't understand why the game gets so much hype, even though I don't know anybody that plays it. Then again, at my old job, there was always some 40 year old dude always giving a lecture at the restaurant every week on "How to make money off Second Life." As for MMO's though, when I was 13/14-ish I played on Coke Music. I'm cheap and I wasted too much time on there making too much sh*tty music and buying furniture. At least it was free though.

^Besides, wasn't TT's area closed down this season for operation costs? Much like SFGAdv's Old Country area.

If you want to go to Great Adventure or Sesame Place, there are mass transit offerings from Philadelphia to the parks.

^Same here and when the name is typed out, I get it confused with Montu sometimes.

Calling it now, Disaster Transport 2 Intamin Aquatrax.

Here are some shots I took from the Midwest trip. And the gum roof! For finer detail, don't forget the enthusiast graffiti! (For those who can't see, it says "I'm Craven The Raven") I think this is the block section, if I recall.

Does every TR now have to have a girls in bikini's segment? Nice TR though, haven't been up into the Panhandle coast before. But on a side note... Interstate 10 is BORING.

16/20. Glad I have fuzzy memories of some of the TPR Europe updates.

You're not the only one, then again, I just go with the flow and post in them anyways.

Might I just say, I'm craving some Buffalo Wild Wings now.

I died laughing somewhere around Beech Bend and Indiana Beach. Amazing update. Jahan, still not cool enough to get in the KKK though (Kool Kids Klub). I'm glad Laffin Sal wants a piece of me too. Now, I must get back to bagging groceries and bagging chicks.

Were the balloons helium filled? If so, my entire night of cleaning up would involve inhaling it all in. Other than that, the jump didn't do much to the balloons other than make some dude fall flat on his face, just like 90% of all YouTube videos.

Tip on your speech, just wing it and have a good time. I had an 8th grade graduation, only it was on the very last day of school and lasted no longer than 20 minutes. After that, we were allowed out. Oh yeah, IOA trip too, of course.