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No. With Bob Barker gone, Price is Right will go downhill for while until it gets back on it's feet with a new host. Rosie O'Donnell will flat out kill the show. She's not host material--that's why her daytime show was canned in the first place.

Elissa is the Goddess of TPR. Let her rule with a gentle hand or an iron fist. (In either case, we probably enjoy it way too much!)

^ I agree with that avatar. < Finally home from Afghanistan. v Woke up naked in the center lane on the Las Vegas Strip without a clue as to how he/she got there.

Actually, I prefer both at the same time. I'm an English Major, but I hate the "realistic" stories and novels. I've read far too many Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Horror, Thriller, etc novels and stories that were all plot and no character substance. Would you like a free trip to Afghanstan and/or Iraq? (I can tell you how . . .)

1. What is your best friend's Mum's name? Sharon 2. What body part do you hate? Whichever one that gets shoved into my face. 3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had? Don't recall any of my teachers/professors to be anywhere near "hot". 4. Have you ever made out in a movie theatre? I wish 5. What body part do you wash first? Hair, what's left of it. 6. Do you have any piercings? No 7. Have you ever had withdrawal symptoms from fast food? Not that I know of. 8. Is your driveway steep? No 9. What's your favourite flavoured Pringles? Depends on what flavor I'm craving for at the time, otherwise it's usually plain. 10. Have you ever been tied up? I plead the Fifth. 11. What was the worst thing you ever got grounded for? I will not corrupt the youth on this forum with a history of my antics. 12. Have you ever thrown up over something you've treasured? The toilet is not something I treasure. 13. Have you ever had two dates in one night? I'm not THAT lucky!!! 14. How many times have you been cursed at? More times from kids than adults. 15. Which shoe do you put on first? Whichever one I grab first. 17. Have you ever been to a gay bar? Due to the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" Policy, I am not allowed to answer this question 18. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits? Only in my dreams 19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common? Motion Sickness, completely barring them from roller coasters. 20. Where's the most random place you've ever awekened? M113A3 Armored Personnel Carrier 21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting? Even though I did Cub Scouts and Boy Scouts, I did neither. 22. Who is the last person you usually think about before you fall asleep? Usually a character I've created for a story. 23. Have you ever had a song written about you? Uh, no. 24. If you had to choose to not ever wash your bed sheets again or not wash your bath towel ever again, which would you choose? Probably bed sheets since I'm notorious for not washing them anyways. 25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable? Still suffering from Post Traumatic Stress of that day. 26. What was your childhood nickname? Bru Babe, Bri Guy 27. When is the last time you played the air guitar? When I was making fun of the music the Navy Leiutenant was playing in our office. 28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sexes locker room? Never got pass the door. 29. Have you ever groped someone before and then yelled 'stop groping me'? I'm really not that lucky. 30. Have you ever bitten your toenails? No 31. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies? As a kid it was eat the frosting first. These days it's shove the whole cookie in my mouth. 32. Have you ever stopped in the middle of the street to do the YMCA? That would get me kicked out of the military and thrown into a mental hospital. 33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others? Since this is a PG-13 site, I can not answer this question. 34. Have you ever tried to kiss a policeman/fireman/nurse? Ladies won't role play with me. 35. Have you ever randomly gone up to someone and asked for their picture/autograph/moblie number? NO. 36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk? About 2 to 4--yeah, I'm a lightweight. 37. Why are you doing this survey? Why not? 38. Have you ever got into your birthday suit while drunk? No, I don't get THAT drunk. 39. Do you scrunch or fold your toilet paper? Fold. 40. Do you have any strange phobias? Mild fears of heights and deep water, but otherwise nothing strange.

Sometimes it feels like that when I'm running huge operations. Can you give me a "HECK YEAH"?

^ Half of "puns" is P-U! < Vodka was involved--and lots of it! v Believes he/she is an alien love child.

^ A person who wears slacks are often called "Slackers". < Note to self: Sleep depervation is not a legitimate excuse for unchecked sarcasm. v Once stapled his/her tongue to the wall.

Not sure I want to graduate from college. Don't need a Bachelor's to be a novelist . . . Do you find yourself hypnotized by Adriel's avatar?

Congratulations!

I think that's from "The Nightmare Before Christmas" "Excuse me, Tan-ja, but I couldn't find any Dickies." "That's because we're all sold out."

TPR and roller coasters.

^ Pumba and Diet Coke. Better than Spam and Diet Dr. Pepper. < Dreamed of roller coasters and TPR last night. Again. v Obessed with Care Bears and My Little Ponies.

In person, no. On TV, unfortunately yes. Do you dumpster dive?

^ Theme Park Review IS the group therapy. It's a place where NOBODY wants to be cured from their roller coaster obsessions. Last week we had a suicide bomber try to attack our camp. He crashed his vehicle into the front gate, but did not have a chance to detonate the bomb due to the thankful intervention of 2 Afghans. The French accidently detonated it when they attempted to move the vehicle away from the gate. The gate is gone now, and the only injures were from falling debris. I HAVEN'T TOLD MY PARENTS OR MY FAMILY ABOUT THIS!!!

^ That would depend on the size of the nuke. Nuclear bombs are rated in yeildage terms of mega-tons. I do not know how the scale works or how they are rated, but 12,000 sounds to me like a small nuke of around 10 to 15 mega-tons (keep in mind that I haven't had a chance to watch 24 in very long time). 12,000 is only the immediate casualties. The ones killed in nuke blast are the lucky ones. Hundreds of thousands of people will die due to radition. If it was a dirty bomb (one that intentially scatters radioative material at detenation) then the long term casualties will be in the millions. My brother and his family lives in Santa Clarita, just a hop, skip, and jump from Valencia. The fallout will definately get to them.

^ Nope. Mine's better than yours. < Counting down the days until leave. (WOO HOO!!!) v Had a wayward science experiment blow up in his/her face.

Yes, but I'm stuck in Afghanistan this year so I will miss them. Besides, I've been out of the loop for movies since Feb 2006, so I'm not really caring that I'm missing this year's Oscars. Did you know that India produces more movies than the United States?

That one made me laugh pretty hard! The worse thing about it is that it's completely true!

No, because it's much safer, healthier, and cooler than being a drug junkie. Does the world revolve around you?

I was too tired to stay up for midnight and I had to be in for work at 6 am, so I slept through New Year's. Anyother New Year's it's: "Next verse, same as the first. A little bit bad, a little bit worse."

LOST: My Life. LAST SEEN: Sometime at the beginning of 2006, having fun with friends and family, drinking the occasional alcohol, taking spur of the moment trips, and searching for the next coaster credit. IF FOUND: Please return to me as soon as possible. I'm going crazy out here in Afghanistan.

^ Californian dude stuck in Texas dreaming of living in downtown New York City. < A lot of nomadic tribes live around where I'm at. v Had a good handle on life until it broke off.

Don't know, but if I see Amber, I'll let you know. Have you already broken your New Year's Resloution?

I grew up as a Mormon. Most mainstream Christians don't think that Mormons are Christians despite the offical name of the Mormon church is "The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints." I admit I rarely go to church these days, and my standards have certainly dropped off a little. I've never had qualms about any of the Mormon tenants or beliefs, but most of my problems have stemmed from the members. And my depression has made it more difficult. And of course, the military doesn't help any. There are a lot of misconceptions and falsehoods about the Mormons, none of which is true. For some odd reason, people take offense because we believe in modern-day revelation, religious scriptures of people living on the American Continent between 600 BC and 400 AD, that the Godhead is made of three distinct individuals, and that God and Jesus Chirst have physical bodies just like you and me. I've been inside the temples and there are no blood sacrifices, no secret poligamy weddings, no digging up graves, no satanic rituals of any kind. And no, I am not brainwashed. If people took half an effort and look at our religion, they would know that all the anti-Mormon literature and propaganda is nothing but garbage. (There is a reason why the Mormon church is one of the fastest growing religions in the world.) Anyways, this is one of my favorite internet stories about science and religion: Essays The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following: First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities: 1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. 2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God!" THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."