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^^That was actually a really good story, Wes! As for myself...still nothing. But I'm pretty sure this one girl checked me out at Magic Mountain on Sunday!... I'm so pathetic, that when a guy asked me how far I've gone with a girl, I had to reply "I've accidentally touched some boobs a few times." And then I was trying to convince my other friend who's really gullible that I had a girlfriend, so a frantically looked through my pictures on my phone for a picture with a girl, and only found ones with my best friend and my cousin. On the plus side, this one girl that I kinda like says that she also kinda likes me, so we'll see where that leads.

The press release says 6 trains, and the rendering shows 5. I call BS!

Yes. If B&M hypers are always trimmed, does that mean they don't have very much pubic hair?

I'm totally on board!...in a few years. I don't think I'd want to join now since I don't really travel that much. Plus if I asked my parents for money to join the "Roller Coaster Club," I'd probably get a decent laughing at from them. However, the list of benefits is absolutely amazing! One question, if it's not asking too much, how do you get the parks on board with all of this?

Haha oops! I forgot to mention this report was from the future. Lucky for us, Mr Six's Dance Coaster was scrapped, and instead, we got a gigaquatrax with a 36'' height restriction. Who'd have thought that? Thanks for the nice comments! And yes, I'll be attending the Knott's portion of WCB with that shirt.

The Batfan is quite an elusive creature. People should both comment on this thread, and use it to tell of their Batfan sightings.

It's too hot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y79Yaz73zTI Video evidence of the mystical Batfan's return.

^It's quite wonderful. It's back-lit, rotates medium slow, and actually provides a mild cooling sensation.

^Longhorn's BBQ is actually pretty good. I had these barbeque chicken sandwiches there back in December, and while they weren't balls out amazing, they're damn good for amusement park food. I don't know about the Xtreme pass discount though.

^It's such a prestigious honor to be ranked amongst them. Thanks!

^It's blurry because I used my camcorder to take all the pictures. Expect a video sometime soon though!

On Monday, I took my first trip of the year up to 'Da Mountain.' It was a pretty decent day...the lines were a bit long for a Monday in February, but I still got pretty much most of the stuff done. I did notice quite a few new things around the park (no Mr. Six construction though, but I do have a snazzy dirt lot picture for you!). So sit back, relax, and enjoy a craptastic PTR! Pros: Friendly staff! Re Rides on Tatsu Maybe my best Termy ride ever! Cons: Lines were too long for February One train operation on Termy Season pass line was long Oh also, I saw some guy wearing a shirt that says "I love roller coasters, and I love food." You're clearly an enthusiast. So fess up if you read this! First stop of the day was to get my season pass processed. That's just about 2/3 of the line. Thank God I got my pass online and only had to wait in the 10 minute line. Walking back towards the back of the park. Touching a Revolution support immediately fruitifies you. First thing's first: Dance Coaster construc...er...DIRT LOT! There's so much brown, you'd swear you were in a German porn movie! I don't remember the shop looking like this. Terminator Salvation: The Ride: What wooooould have been my first ride of the day, but all of the switchbacks were full and it was one train operation. If it was Prowler, then of course!!!1!11!!!11!, but no thanks. Even Jet Stream has a really really ridiculously long line! Once Ninja goes the way of the Big Bad Wolf, I'm so down for bringing back the Dragon. This was a little more than the extent of Riddler's line. Nothing beats being in a hot, steamy, crowded room with techno playing... I hear spiders are huge B&M stand up fanboys. Awwwwwwww poor Free Fall Here's where the walkway used to be, now it's just used for Blair witches/Prowler fanboys to perform their sacred rituals. Dear SFMM: Put something cool here. Now that Batman's been opposite Michael Jackson'd, lets go for a ride! But first, dear SFMM: Put something cool here. OMG! Somebody needs to go get those hats! And now, a sight that every SFMM fanboy has dreamed of seeing... THE BATFAN WORKS!!!!!!!!!!!! So there IS a difference between real and fake barbed wire! These cars still beat Scream. While waiting in line for Colossus, I noticed this. Goliath always seems to be happy to see me. Time to ride Goliath! And show off my sexy, home made, bilingual TPR shirt! Goliath: I>I>I>I>. Goliath+Cows: I>I>I>I>I>I>!!!! Fort Le John is the latest bathroom to get renovated. Which sucks because I only like to piss in 'punny' bathrooms. Woo! Time to ride Sierra Falls, if the little ones are too small for MSDC's height requirement, they can always come here and ride this! You can even get some pretty decent shots of Viper from its line too! Wait, what?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Revolution at sunset! How cute! ...And now, the biggest update of this whole PTR... ...VIPER GOT NEW FLAGS!!!!!! A sign of qual...smoothn...uhhhh...fun! After a couple of rides on Viper, it was time to ride this guy. X2 in the front was awesome as usual. It was a pretty smooth ride too! And walking out of the exit, I ran into "24" and "XII" and talked to them for a bit! Nowwwwwwwww it's time to conquer Terminator. This time, the line was only an hour! After waiting an hour, I got to ride in the back row at night, and hoooooooooly crap. This was maybe the best ride I've ever had on it, it was ALMOST Prowler awesome, but of course, NOTHING BEATS PROWLER!! Time for some math: Hole... ...+ Cactus... ...= WHOOPS! Theming this to the apocalypse was genius. You can just pass this off as part of the effect! ...Almost...There... I would make some "My wood is electric" joke, but I'm above that. SFMM has listened to our complaints! They managed to make the line stop in the staircase! (by running one train of course ) I would like to comment on the miserable fail that is the pre show operation: We had to watch all three of course, and after the second one ended, we had to wait in that room for a good couple minutes. The group behind us had already entered into the same room as us, and it was getting crowded. We even had to watch the first half a minute of the second damn pre show again! Time for a night ride on Goldrusher in the back. Yippee! Notice how the track is the same shade of orange as half of the people on Jersey Shore!!! Zing! It takes you into the woods to do its business. After two consecutive rides on Tatsu (one being the last of the day), it was time to call it quits. The fountains look much cooler like this rather than blood red. Make em go a bit higher, and you've got yourself a full blown night time spectacular to rival Disney! MMM...X2 I've got a question: What's red, goes off periodically, and puts fear into some men? Periods of course. Okay that's it, I'm done trying to entertain you. Bye! And thanks for reading!

^I think the argument that he's making is that it doesn't require much athletic ability, not that it requires no skill. It's pretty much like calling someone really good at chess an athlete, sure it's hard, but you're not gonna have to go through grueling physical training to get to that point.

^Met me at Magic Mountain today < Was at Magic Mountain today v Wishes he was at Magic Mountain today

^It was such an amazing sight, I took a picture AND a video! And Riddler's was actually redone recently, the strobes are back on!

I was at the park today, and here's a short list of updates (my PTR will come sometime during the week) -Fort Le John is the latest bathroom getting re done -The fountains at the main entrance light up purple and blue! Instead of just red -THE BATFAN WORKS!!!! -Terminator is running one train -Still no signs of construction for Mr Six's Dance Coaster -Goldrusher at night rocks! I also ran into members "24" and "XII" and talked with them for a bit

^If only you planned my bar mitzvah... The goodies just keep coming, March 21 needs to get here now!

^^Awesome! ^Cool, maybe I'll see you there! Maybe I'll sharpie myself a ghetto TPR shirt to wear for this trip tomorrow. Edit: Just made the shirt. If you see me in it, don't hesitate to say hi...unless you're a creeper.

^Thanks so much! I saw that it was gonna be in the 70s tomorrow, so that's definitely a good sign.

So who's heading out to the park tomorrow? Question for people in the area: How has the weather been? Is it shorts weather, or should I wear pants?

I'm afraid I don't understand your logic here...

Happy Birthday TPR forums. As a party favor...Please bring back "Guess The Neon Coaster!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

^Thanks for that! I updated the first page, I think I'll just do that whenever a new update comes along. It's looking crazy now, it looks like it might have some kind of 2 part drop

^Is a misinformed Colorado hick. v Wishes he/she lived in LA