Yankee cannonball

At disney typhoon lagoon outside shark reef there's this ginormous shark jaw that you can actually stand in (Replica of a real prehistoric shark jaw) and the little sign says the shark "still haunts the waters to this very day. On my way out of the shark reef this woman is yelling at the lifeguard going "I didn't get to see the skeleton one!"

Stupidness Montage! In my science class our teacher said that after the first frost of the year all the mosquitoes would be gone. the girl next to me turns to me and says "Forever?" In social studies last year our teacher said that new ivory items were illegal to possess. then one girl asks "If someone got ivory then took it into space, could the police follow them?" Yeah, I go to dumb blonde middle

I could imagine this being played at my school dances. Wait, that wasn't a compliment . I mean that it's got a good beat for dancing.

I just hope they don't scrap SFNE. Seriously, I can't live on just the Canobie Corkscrew! And they did put in an effort to get SFNE together. If some chain buys a lot of parks, does anybody think they could pay the debt? EDIT: Apple is threatening to close the Itunes store. The next few weeks are gonna kill me.

^ACErs on halloween?

I read the thread about that lunatic who says aliens are going to visit Alabama, and saw that it was total bull and treated as so. But I also noticed no one directly said that aliens don't exist. Tell us wether or not you believe in aliens, and try to post a good defense for your opinion. You could also post a description of what you think aliens would be like, I want to see how many different results I get.

I'm sure there's life on other planets, but they wouldn't present themselves this way. I mean, sure there are probably aliens that would "come in peace", but face it, most would just wanna blow us up. And I bet there's a crapload of alien species that have the wheel to still invent.

@ Jojo: I just realized you're 28 there might be some differences between our classes.

even though I don't need to be dating right now, someone please help me with my main obstacle. I mainly am near girls that I'd wanna go out with when I'm at the dance. What do I say? I can't ask if they wanna go out, we're freaking out! And just hitting on a girl will get you nowhere at my age.

^My computers teacher was so bad. we devoted one class to using weather.com won't that come in freaking handy! Then he taught us to use powerpoint, then made us do ten slide powerpoints on egypt, then the Inuits! WTF? then one day we were adding sound to our powerpoints (totally needs to take up an hour long class, right?) and he goes "turn the rotary volume knob. rotary means round.". WHAT. THE. HELL?! P.S. I can't test out of the class. my school blows that hard.

MY SOCCER COACH SUCKS DONKEY BALLS! At my first practice he asked us what positions we play and I said defense and goal. Where'd he put me? Right forward. We've had three games and I've played right forward 9 times and nothing else. I can't think through all the crap going on in offense! I make split second decisions! I can't do scenario plays! I told him I want my ass in goal, and he said no, then yelled at me for not knowing the scenario plays! Then our second goalie didn't want to go in and reccommended me, and coach still said no! People tell me I suck at right forward, and I tell them that coach stuck me there! On a different note, people are immature. It's seventh grade, poop is no longer a funny word! I got Spore on my PC and let my friend try. first thing he did was make an alien with a huge dick. He goes to my bus stop and actually laughed for abour thirty seconds because someone went "You're an asshole!" and thought he'd crapped out comedy gold. Guess what, I'm funny, I know how to use profanity to make a comment funnier. That reminds me, this same kid started swearing at my house and I said "no profanity, my parents are around." He replies "perafenanity? what kind of nerd speak is that?". Parents aren't any better. They protected me too long. My parents never told me about 9/11 and I learned where babies come from by making dirty jokes with my friends. That is just wrong.

^Wow, that just made my day.

Well, turns out my mom won't let me get a ferret. Why? Cuz. Just cuz. Now I'm going with my much less awesome backup plan of a dwarf hamster.

^Dude, I one time asked the guy at Target where the Ihomes were, and he gave me a F-ing radio! Then I got to wait twenty minutes while he got one from storage.

^that cat for some reasons makes think of vampires. Or assassination conspiracies anyway, here is the ferrets girl I'll adopt if I can convince my parents. Her name is Scamp.

my RAM is almost full ad now I can't download world of warcraft. On a side note, I'm really pissed at this kid I used to hang out with. I saw him at school and I was listening to my Ipod. He pulls the headphones out of my ears (and it gave me a cut because last week he took the rubber off one) and starts to listen. I was listening to American Idiot by greenday and he goes "American Chicken? this is a great song!" so I tell him that the song is called American Idiot and he goes "Oh my goodness you said the 'I' word!!!"

how do you snap the flyer cables?

This one might not seen so wierd at first, but just look at the guitars next to the drums. see 'em? SEE 'EM??? This pisses me off. First of all, I don't think this kid even plays guitar. If he does why does he need two? Plus, those guitars add up to at least four thousand dollars. And to top it off, those are my two favorite guitars in freaking existence! I know who I'm mugging today.

Mine is real wierd, so here goes. basically me and my friends would write these funny comics in social studies, and one involved an amoeba attacking someone(just go with it). It was my favorite comic, and I will put it on here if I ever get a computer scanner. anyway, my friends liked the amoeba so much that they said I should draw him some outfits, so I made a gangsta amoeba to compliment the fact that this amoeba could beat up a tank.

1. blueberries 2. grapes 3. pistachios (no lie. look it up.) 4. plums without bitter skin 5. pomegranate 6. orange/clementine 7. bananas 8. golden delicious apples 9. lemon wedges 10. chocolate

How can I find out my blood type? on my birth certificate?

battlebots.com is no longer recognized as an existing site on my browser. so I go to the afore-mentioned god site and it tells me THE SITE DOESN'T FREAKING EXIST!!! EDIT: it might have been hackers. damn their souls.

German? X + = ?

riding flashback at SFNE in the nude would probably...ouch.

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