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I just remembered when I went to see Eragon with my cousin. Say I haven't read the book. It's okay, needs more characters, but the effects are cool. Now back to reality because I did read the book. What the frig are they thinking??? there are like, three main characters, and my favorite extra (Solembum) is cut right out! The story had more than half the plotline taken out, and between the idiotic lines and the lack of lighting, you can only assume this was before they discovered fire! I loved the book, but this movie is pure hate.

polls go up tomorrow. every body get their coaster on this thread!

Here it is. I suck Peregrine.nltrack

Man, sea world has the most kicka$$ managers that aside, I have one friend who continually tells me that magnets keep cars on upside down coaster track. I tell him he's wrong and then he always pulls out the worst diss ever, "Man, Alex, you're such a coaster fanatic. yeah, I said fanatic, not fan. it's worse. look it up!" after this I usually move onto the frat boy morons annoying the hell out of me to explain that airtime can not break a restraint, ALL drop towers have one car, water slides can't go beyond vertical, and chain lifts aren't powered by hand crank.

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I don't have anything against gay people, but I sorta got scared at a dance on friday when a random guy I've never even seen basically tackled me, hugged me, said "HEY BOYFRIEND!!!!!ONE!!!!67!eleventy-five!!!$Q*&(!/#!!!!^$@!!(%)!#*@^!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and air kissed my forehead.

Considering no one got hurt in the slightest, why the hell shouldn't I find this funny as crap?

two things. one, the supports on the summit part look *totally* realistic :sarcasmsarcasm: and two, what's with the suicidal midget at the bottom of the slide?

one time my cousin spent the whole week building this like seven foot tall kicker, jumped it into the pool once, then burned it to the ground

my bro went through this phase where he would um... "go" anywhere except the bathroom. we actually though a cat or something had gotten in the garage. we drew the line when he pissed on my mom's car tire.

I will cancel all previous plans for a snowboarding weekend. I am actually doing that this weekend!

Usually when I am planning to go snowboarding, I spend a few days asking pretty much anyone within earshot wether they ski or board. I'm really annoyed that I can't seem to find like, five people I know who snowboard. So I turn to TPR. If you ski or board, feel free to write a little about where you go or how good you are.

this guy was llisting his top 5 roughest coasters. as true as it is that psyclone=death, this post really makes me wanna tell my friends that pie clones aren't as fun as they sound.

^now for consolation! when I got NL I was just putting together elements and coming up with stuff like this. except mine were 400-ish feet tall all the time LOL. anyway, here's the first coaster I thought I'd done really well. Inferno.nltrack

Horton hears a who is so randomly awesome! Katie=god almighty

That cobra roll was from hell. fix the banking on it. the coaster wasn't very realistic either, do one with no inversions, put at least a weekend of real work into it, and your skills will probably improve instantly.

Is it just me or is the lift ever so slightly crooked?

when I was 9 I took a loaf of bread bigger than my entire body and had a sword fight with the neighbor kids. when I won, I rode said loaf of bread into the sunset

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Oh unbelievably awesome title fairy, please change my title to "It's the the gangsta amoeba!" if thine wish is granted I shalt pay thee with many rodents.

anyone else notice the shocker?

this isn't really me being stupid, it's just funny. anyway me and my friends ding dong ditched random people all the time over summer break. when we were headed home, this lady who's yard we cut through came out of her house saying "stop stepping on those flowers!" we were standing on grass. when we told her we weren't standing on flowers she said "I plant tiny flowers in the grass." we told her that we couldn't see anything and she said "they're microscopic."

Not an inversion! You pass!

as cool as it is is, I must say... Scariest. Thing. Ever! the insane flailing on the ice will haunt my dreams forever.

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