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EDIT:^TARGET! Woo! I recently was looking at some video game websites and saw an article about how music games were getting hilariously crappy. I saw all these game and thought "Oh, well they're not good, but their not bad." Then I saw a game called Rock Revolution. After having one look at the drumset, I felt all warm inside because I had a rock band drum set and not this monstrosity . Think I'm exaggerating? Look at this sh*t: God help us.

^^ but at least it's sexual. this is why I try to either call them wood coasters or read my post through the mind of Quagmire

If I just heard the jaws concept in words I would say it sounds stupid, but you pulled it off hilariously!

I think me or one of my friends got used by a girl. this girl in my class "let it slip" that she had a crush on me, then two days later said she was over it and went for my friend. So I think her goal is/was to make one of us jealous. Am I overthinking this?

My keyboard player screwed my whole band over! He said "yeah, I got our first performance! It's a fundraiser. All we have to do is learn and rehearse a new song and find a set of drums (my dad won't let me bring his) in one week!" WERE F*CKED!

This is what happens when video game are used to the point of abuse: Me and my friend are in an argument about whether you could take out a small helicopter with a minigun. Seriously

Wow, that Adams article . the best part is at the bottom. "Asking for directions only works with other people" :3= the walrus likes.

Whichever one will get you more memory, disk space, ETC. because I have gotten in fights with my little brother after I delete his unused games to free up space.

^Lucky, I wanted that game so bad! But first I need a PS3

I can't think of an IM name. Any suggestions?

You clearly don't yet understand how we work around here

Pearl Jam beats the Escape the Fate one purely for originality

^You're pretty much required to upload that video.

The one thing that gives GH uber points over RB is that guitar hero has visible hammer ons. Rock band's hammer on's are just slightly smaller notes, while guitar hero's freaking glow

^I started my comic work in 6th grade (last year), and use stick figures. Unlike you guys, my main influence is the highly random, highly offensive Cyanide and Happiness so my comics are short, sweet, and to the point. And so out there that no newspaper would ever take them . anyway, here's one of my favorite Cyanide comics. And this is one of the toned down ones!

I don't get girls because I have an A+ in the study of mind-gutterness and I speak my mind.

I usually laugh at girls in my school who get freaked out over a zit. Karma clearly hates my ass. I told my friend that I was pissed because of a zit, and he told me that I was a wuss. Then I told him that the zit was under my eyebrow

I'm so pissed at my parents. Any time I want to try something new I get the same answer for the same reason. Can I switch from guitar to drums? No. Why? Cuz. Can I get a ferret? No. Why? Cuz. Can I try fencing? No. Why? Cuz. Reapeat process, then cook until golden brown.

^lucky! My mom will let me get a lizard, but she won't let me get an easier to care for snake just because they're "scary".

@chmilo, dude, if you're blowing so much cash on a lot of in-ear headphones, get some higher quality out-of-ear headphones. Watch your cat bite into that

There was a land mine covered in butter there and the prospect of eating butter outweighed the chance of death by shrapnel. Don't you know about the bird?

^^epic want! Ugh, these kids are my age and this hurt me deeply. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqlfQef949E&feature=related four guitars?! I can sing better than that kid, and the drummer's fills suck donkey ball. Let the record show that I'm a self taught singer and I've only had one drum lesson.

^AAAAAAWWWW, we're not meant to be

^not relevant but have I ever mentioned that your avatar is freaking awesome?

^my math teacher gave me a C- on a line graph because he didn't like the interval. on the day of the assignment he said "pick your own interval"