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Yankee cannonball

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  1. Rock Hero: Jona Buddies? Seriously? That's probably the funniest thing I've heard all week
  2. Okay, to add to my previous post, I also just learned that I was at one point going out with my granddaughter. (Long, facebook-related story)
  3. ^You'd be surprised how many kids I see dragging around nerf guns. And not just the one-shot ones, I saw a kid with a longshot one time THIS IS A FREAKING LONGSHOT.
  4. What is and What Should Never Be in my pants (Led Zeppelin)
  5. ^A few days ago I got shot in the eye with a nerf gun by a freaking nine year old in Guitar Center. When I told the mother with my eye red and probably the size of a golfball, she lost her sh*t and told me off for not "Accepting my kids for the who they are!". I seriously lose a little faith in mankind every day.
  6. After going through two crappy relationships in a row, I'm finally going out with a girl I really like. Everyone keeps saying we're "clicking"
  7. ^Well I know a guy who's mom puts Facebook as more important than breakfast but less important than pooping . I don't do stuff like that, I just have a tab opened to Facebook during most of my free time.
  8. Some b*tch in my science class is telling my girlfriend that no one likes her, that everyone talks about her behind her back, and I'm just in it for the sex. Which makes no f*cking sense for obvious reasons. I.E. I'm thirteen!
  9. ^Wow that sucks. How the hell did you get in trouble for talking about swine flu?
  10. I'm basically the n00b of horror movies, since my parents don't let me watch R movies and I used to be really easily scared. I've kind of toughened up in the past year or so, so I'm starting to get into horror movies. I've only seen Saw II and See no Evil . I turned on See no Evil expecting it to be cheesy as hell, and it was except for one scene. Anyone who saw the movie can probably guess what I'm talking about.
  11. I just started reading "Killing Yourself to Live" by Chuck Klosterman.
  12. It's not rigged, I won a PSP on that sh*t! Well, you can win and not get anything, but you can win if the machine hasn't given up a certain amount of prizes.
  13. This is the greatest intro to any song. Ever.
  14. I've never been in a real fight, but I can beat my friends (150 pounds plus) about 60% of the time when we're wrestling, and I'm 125.
  15. Boobs Is there a question to which boobs is not the answer?
  16. I'm in 7th grade, and apparently the entire 8th grade thinks I'm gorgeous.
  17. OKAY THEN time to start a new picture before we all die of a chronic case of the mindf*cks.
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