Yankee cannonball

I want brawl, but I just have the gamecube and PS2. Brawl should be for the cube!

on yahoo answers I searched roller coaster (to find morons to laugh at) and came up with this: the spelling from my first hundred posts should be featured here.

damndamndamndamnDAMN!!! ugh, I started talking to a girl in my homeroom, and after a few months of hanging out with her at the beginning of school I just really wanted to ask her out. when I finally earned my nuts,I was trying to find her and this kid walks up and goes "Hey, man. Guess what? Gina just asked me out! Oh yeah!" the worst part is that I feel like girls assume I'm gay, cuz they always act really casual around me, and making my move is hard. where was I? oh yeah. damndamndamndamndamndamndamndamnDAMNDAMNDAMN!

Leech girl! what is the best chuck norris joke ever?

LOL I hate when my friends try to be "coaster smart". It's not misinformation, they take what I tell them, look it up, and restate it incorrectly to sound like geniuses. Like, I believed that my friend had actually figured out the coaster stuff, until I go "dude, I just saw a video of a motorbike coaster by intamin, it sucked!" he replies "what??? Intamin built millenium falcon, superman, and Expo force! they rock! I can't believe they made a dumb coaster!" headdeskheaddeskheaddesk. oh, and dark knight at SFNE has been completely cancelled. how hard is it to get the damn building permit when their supposed to?

^^My mom had a teacher in 6th grade whose name was Ms. Blood.

showing off a purple dancing furry plarglephlen?

Woah dream big!!!

^^unless you were insulting batman, expect elissa at your house in the middle of the night with a machete and?or chainsaw. also, that paint on goliath is so new that the lack of wear makes it look like a 3-D rendering!

ask gumby who invented soap on a rope?

I was at SFNE on thursday, and saw a sign that said "the family flash pass is your one way ticket to speed!" LMAO.

God, lunch ladies suck. my friend left a ziploc bag on the table, and the lunch B1tch points at me, holds up the bag, and goes "pick up your trash" "that doesn't belong to-" "PICK UP YOUR TRASH OR GO TO THE OFFICE!" "Ooooooooooooooooooookaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay."

LOL, the speaker on the lift should have said "congratulations, you are among the first to get your ass kicked by everything B&M has to offer!"

^^I wish my parents sent me german beer

I live a few hours from SFNE. home of the ride of FLIPPING steel! now, you'd think that I'm lucky, right? no. for one thing, I would spend the whole summer riding superman if I could. but my dad will not get season passes to six flags. that sounds reasonable, except that during the entire summer break I don't usually leave te state because my dad needs to be on his boat every other day at minimum. I need to go somewhere interesting! we switched docks so now I'm not anywhere near my friends except for a 5-day annual trip to martha's vineyard with them. (and I'll be back on the level of social outcast) the worst part is that no one is at all like my friends. we got in so much trouble together it was funny. we all could make fun of each other. and we stuck together. if deirdre (only girl in our trio of satan) wanted to watch a chick flick, us gracious gentleman would watch the same movie. okay, it was mostly because we usually ended up throwing foodstuffs at the actors and gambling our life savings away on a game of BS. whatever, we used to be really good friends, now my life is sh!t.

the other night my friend was sleeping over my house. we had a crapload of chips and whatnot and when the food coma set in, we were the 12-year-olds equivalent of drunk off our asses. the point is we were just blabbering like complete idiots when I said "what's with the gay bias in our school?" and yeah, we agreed that there's nothing wrong with gay people. the day before DOS. weird coincidence since I'd never heard of the event.

I'm back after getting my stupid a$$ grounded of the computer for like a month. anyway, I'm really confused. are the letters in these only shown with some photo editing, or were they seriously just slapped on these random photos?

^vote for yourself! telling from you're situation, you really really need it. you have a disadvantage, so you can and should.

this ride smells like a whole batch of dumb GP quotes waiting to happen.

I was at this school fair or whatever, and I see a kid I know with a sheikra shirt. I had seen sheikra so I go, "Man, isn't the inversion on that ride huge?" he goes, "Sheikra never eally goes upside down. It's an illusion of the mind." I laughed. so hard.

I'm in, but I'll be completely separated from all technology besides a flashlight for the next week, so I might withdraw if I don't have enough time when I get back.

waiting on coasterguy618! polls will be up when he submits his coaster!

I'm pretty sure naming a coaster after a snake is some sort of curse.

The poll will open when every coaster is on this thread and will probably end next saturday.

Bantron had a bad taco, so the buffalo wings came back up and tried to conquer the word with there fleet of...