One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight. Back-to-back they faced each other, Drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise, And rushed to save the two dead boys. A paralyzed donkey walking by, Kicked the copper in the eye, Sent him through a 9 inch wall, Into a dry ditch and drowned them all.
If you odn't beleive this tale is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!
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