Game: Careful What You Wish For

[joelweeBonafide Donkey Expert]

Granted, but responses are only posted to this thread every 2 years because most people can't think of creative responses.

I wish S&S would build more controlled-spin 4D coasters in the U.S. (like X2 and Eejanaika).

[jlp94I teach at the school of donkey!]

Granted, but it's built at a cheap park and breaks down the day you visit.

I wish for some nice cheddar croutons.

[JG-77A zonkey is a cross between a zebra and a donkey.]

Granted, all your meals and snacks are replaced permanently with nice cheddar croutons, and nothing else.

I wish my school didn't block so many websites.

[VF15Why do I still have a donkey title???]

Granted, they can't block any websites because they've now removed the school's internet.

I wish for the incoming snowstorm to cancel my classes tomorrow.