Game: Careful What You Wish For

Granted, but responses are only posted to this thread every 2 years because most people can't think of creative responses.

I wish S&S would build more controlled-spin 4D coasters in the U.S. (like X2 and Eejanaika).

Granted, but it's built at a cheap park and breaks down the day you visit.

I wish for some nice cheddar croutons.

[JG-77A donkey is a domesticated member of the Equidae or horse family.]

Granted, all your meals and snacks are replaced permanently with nice cheddar croutons, and nothing else.

I wish my school didn't block so many websites.

[VF15Why do I still have a donkey title???]

Granted, they can't block any websites because they've now removed the school's internet.

I wish the traffic in Charlotte wasn't so bad.

[DoinItForTheFameWhy do I still have a donkey title???]

Granted. However, you now live in LA for the rest of your life... where traffic is 60 times worse.

I wish I could have a day off from all my jobs.

[VF15Why do I still have a donkey title???]

Granted, but you end up sleeping through your entire day off.

I wish for a snowstorm at some point this winter.

[JG-77A donkey is a domesticated member of the Equidae or horse family.]

Granted, it's too much and it devastates the Charlotte Metro area, as they are only prepared to handle a couple inches.

I wish Knoebels was open for the winter.

[VF15Why do I still have a donkey title???]

Granted, the park grounds are open to walk around but no rides or attractions will be open.

I wish my local bowling alley maintained its equipment better.

[JG-77A donkey is a domesticated member of the Equidae or horse family.]

Granted! To pay for the increased maintenance cost, the price to bowl doubles!

I wish the US had better passenger rail infrastructure.

[DoinItForTheFameWhy do I still have a donkey title???]

Granted! However, it's designed by Intamin, so it doesn't work 99% of the time.

I wish I had more time to visit theme parks this year.