Game: Careful What You Wish For

Granted, all minor breakdowns will be replaced with major breakdowns that are actually dangerous

I wish I lived at Knoebles.

Granted, you can never ride Phoenix.

I wish I could find a job within my major.

Granted, but it involves wearing a giant hot dog costume for 8 hours.

I wish that stinkbugs never existed!

Granted, but all other species of annoying bugs triple in world population.

I wish I could fall asleep faster.

Granted! Closing your eyes for more than 3 seconds will instantly put you to rest whether you like it or not!

I wish the responses to this thread were more creative instead of just adding something that was never mentioned in the original wish to ruin the grant (does that make sense? I'm a probably a bit guilty of this myself).

Granted, but responses are only posted to this thread every 2 years because most people can't think of creative responses.

I wish S&S would build more controlled-spin 4D coasters in the U.S. (like X2 and Eejanaika).

Granted, but it's built at a cheap park and breaks down the day you visit.

I wish for some nice cheddar croutons.

Granted, all your meals and snacks are replaced permanently with nice cheddar croutons, and nothing else.

I wish my school didn't block so many websites.

Granted, they can't block any websites because they've now removed the school's internet.

I wish the traffic in Charlotte wasn't so bad.

Granted. However, you now live in LA for the rest of your life... where traffic is 60 times worse.

I wish I could have a day off from all my jobs.

Granted, but you end up sleeping through your entire day off.

I wish for a snowstorm at some point this winter.

Granted, it's too much and it devastates the Charlotte Metro area, as they are only prepared to handle a couple inches.

I wish Knoebels was open for the winter.

Granted, the park grounds are open to walk around but no rides or attractions will be open.

I wish my local bowling alley maintained its equipment better.

Granted! To pay for the increased maintenance cost, the price to bowl doubles!

I wish the US had better passenger rail infrastructure.

Granted! However, it's designed by Intamin, so it doesn't work 99% of the time.

I wish I had more time to visit theme parks this year.

Granted, you also have to spend more time at work this year.

I wish it didn’t take me so long to fall asleep.

Granted. However, now your issue is waking up on time. Causing you to be late to work so often you get fired from every job you try to hold down.

I wish I could ride Do-Dodonpa.

Granted, but you pass out before the train launches and won't remember the experience.

I wish to be able to go to Canada's Wonderland this year.

Granted! However, it's going to storm the entire time your there resulting in no rides being open.

I wish I could finish programming this song for the 2020 Christmas Light Show.

Granted, but the song is Baby Shark.

I wish I could go to Japan.

Granted. However, with the Coronavirus going around... You're not allowed off the plane. Your plane then turns around and returns to the US.

I wish I could go home from work now.

Granted, but you are greeted by the IRS.

I wish to ride Skyrush.

^ Granted, however it breaks down as soon as you leave the station, so you get evacted off, and it remains closed the rest of your visit.

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted, but you’ll have to spend all of those hours at work.

I wish for you-know-what to end immediately.

Granted. No ifs, ands, or buts. Good Riddance.

I wish I could fall asleep faster.