Unanswered/Dumb Question-Dumb Answer game

[Angry_Gumball]

good question...What is cheese anyway? What makes cheese cheese? Why does the word 'cheese' sound funny now?

[CoasterNut17]

CHEESEY CHEESE. Happy cows make good cheese. Happy cows come from California. Pure California cheese.

 

Why is some cheese white, and others are yellow (or different colors) ?

[Masked_Maverick]

Because you are some sort of Cheese racist. Since I am really tired and have a bad headache why aren't I in a bad mood?

[Adrenaline_Rush]

Because your made of cheese.

 

How do penguins have sex?

[Pufferfish]

The same way your momma does. How can feet smell if they don't have noses?

[CoasterNut17]

They have toe nails.

 

Why does my dog eat cat puke and her own puke?

[Airtime&Gravity]

Because your dog is strange

 

Why do we scream on coasters?

[Masked_Maverick]

Because every so often you get the urge to pick your nose. Why can't I get my new cell phone yet?

[CoasterNut17]

Because Gas prices are rising.

 

When will it be the right time?

[Masked_Maverick]

When the Goats and the Squirrels are at one in Harmony while the tragic farmers perfect the art of making Hamburgers.

 

Taxi?

[IceDragon]

No thanks, I had a bath this morning.

 

 

If y = and x = , what would sponge equal?

[CP_RULES]

 

If cats always land on their feet and buttered toast always lands butter side down, what would happen if you strapped buttered toast butter side up on the back of a cat and dropped it off of a building?

[CoasterNut17]

Well, it's simple. He would save 15% on car insurance by switching to Geiko (sp?).

 

 

ACEr Joe?

[Masked_Maverick]

Ah he must be looking the in general direction of a Gravy Buffet.

 

 

Deck of playing cards, a baseball cap and a trout?

[cobra_roll06]

Six Flags Over Lake Placid

 

Why is my mum called Robert and my Dad called Jennifer?

[CoasterNut17]

Because whenever you learn something, you forget it.

 

Why are people different?

[Masked_Maverick]

For crying out loud. Is it going to rain?

[IceDragon]

Only when the porcupines cry.

 

Cinnamon Buns are...?

[Masked_Maverick]

Edible? Holy crap that makes sense.

 

Don't fear the reaper?

[Angry_Gumball]

I dunno...

 

Why is bread square shaped and lunch meat round?

[CoasterNut17]

Because you can post on TPR.

 

Why are jokes funny?

[Masked_Maverick]

Because they County Fair is in town and you know what that means.

 

 

Should it be a ghetto fair?

[IceDragon]

Only if it has dancing cacti.

 

What is the alphabet?

[Airtime&Gravity]

Some way for smart people to communicate...wow, that makes sense

 

 

Why does traffic in New York City suck?

[Masked_Maverick]

Because it's not Huron,Ohio. Um what???