netdvn Posted May 25, 2009 Posted May 25, 2009 I really hate those kids... They need to learn to share! Why did you call Trix cereal "cheep" cereal?
AviatorCoaster Posted May 25, 2009 Posted May 25, 2009 It's made of elephants. Why are teenagers so angsty?
Mechanic Posted May 25, 2009 Posted May 25, 2009 Is angsty even a word? Can a dyslexic atheist believe in a dog?
Jds03 Posted May 25, 2009 Posted May 25, 2009 yes, but a ldysexic hatseit cannot. What color is a polka-dot lobster?
ebl Posted May 25, 2009 Posted May 25, 2009 Definitely rainbow striped. What will happen when printed newspapers eventually go away?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 25, 2009 Posted May 25, 2009 It's called the internet. Is it possible to destroy the internet?
Jds03 Posted May 25, 2009 Posted May 25, 2009 Yes, if you google the word "Google" the information vortex will destroy the cyberspace universe. How does one make pickles?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 25, 2009 Posted May 25, 2009 Google it. What do pickled pickles look like?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 25, 2009 Posted May 25, 2009 Because of his/her name. (I have no idea who that is) What is color?
Manny In England Posted May 26, 2009 Posted May 26, 2009 Nothing to be afraid of, just Roloc spelled backwards. What on Earth is Roloc?
ebl Posted May 26, 2009 Posted May 26, 2009 That's what kind of watch Fred Flintstone wore when he became rich. Why do English people have an accent when they speak the same language as we do in the U.S.?
Xpress Posted May 26, 2009 Posted May 26, 2009 Becuase the chineese people reinvented english. Why there school?
Jds03 Posted May 26, 2009 Posted May 26, 2009 Forcause it unpossible not to learning. Where is Head-on applied directly to?
Yankee cannonball Posted May 26, 2009 Posted May 26, 2009 Boobs Is there a question to which boobs is not the answer?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 26, 2009 Posted May 26, 2009 Yes, the following question. What's the opposite of 80085?
ebl Posted May 26, 2009 Posted May 26, 2009 That's not a valid ZIP code, so I'd say root beer. If Vicks VapoRub can eliminate toenail fungus, what could Mentholatum eliminate?
andyuk200523 Posted May 26, 2009 Posted May 26, 2009 Exactly. Do Bears Shit in the Woods......and if they do, why don't we ever see a bear reading a newspaper?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 26, 2009 Posted May 26, 2009 Because they are never constipated. Why are some people (like me) lactose-intolerant?
Jds03 Posted May 26, 2009 Posted May 26, 2009 Because their all lactose- racists. Which is heavier, a pound of liver or a pound of anglefood cake?
holyblakbelt Posted May 27, 2009 Posted May 27, 2009 Because angles are lighter than liver. Does the rain in Spain really fall mainly on the plain?
Yankee cannonball Posted May 27, 2009 Posted May 27, 2009 I before E except after C Are you on a boat?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 27, 2009 Posted May 27, 2009 I'm not, but a goat is. (Goats on a Boat-DWP song title) Is the "Scorpian Deathlock" invented by scorpions?
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