Chris Benvenuto Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 Depends on the quality and the reasonability of the soul. Why do fools fall in love?
paintballer Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 Because Fools are tools. I'm just gonna not put a question and put a question mark at the end of it, you go ahead and make up your own answer?
ebl Posted April 26, 2009 Posted April 26, 2009 Cottage cheese. Where do they keep the boxes that coaster cars came in?
AviatorCoaster Posted April 29, 2009 Posted April 29, 2009 Poor people use them as coaster cars. Why can't I find my keys?
ebl Posted April 29, 2009 Posted April 29, 2009 Jungle Boogie. Once GM does away with the Pontiac brand, what will Pontiac owners do with their cars?
Chris Benvenuto Posted May 1, 2009 Posted May 1, 2009 Make them into Pontinot's... Don't be a fool? Wrap your tool?
netdvn Posted May 1, 2009 Posted May 1, 2009 Uh... Don't be a fool... I guess. Why do I use ellipses to much?....
ebl Posted May 1, 2009 Posted May 1, 2009 Because you're not really on the ball... Why are there one-way streets?
netdvn Posted May 1, 2009 Posted May 1, 2009 Because people park on driveways and drive on parkways. If a daughter cell expresses an X-linked recessive gene, who did she inherit the expressed allele from?
supercellcoaster Posted May 1, 2009 Posted May 1, 2009 One of her parents! Why did Iowa legalize gay marriage?
Manny In England Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 Nuclear winter outweighing Global warming. What should be on a dollar bill?
Mechanic Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 Unless some of them fell off, then I'd have to say 10. ^^^Why do people use "there" when they should have used "they're"?
ebl Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 How many words can a spell check check if a spell check spells 'em wrong? Why didn't Wendy's founder Dave Thomas name the Wendy's chain after himself instead of his daughter?
netdvn Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 1. None, spell check usually gives you correct spelling (unless the word is unusual), but it cannot capture grammar mistakes. 2. Because he's secretly a child molestar. Why does time seem to fly faster when you get older?
holyblakbelt Posted May 2, 2009 Posted May 2, 2009 Because school makes everything longer. Can this stupid congestion in my nose go away?
carolinacaniac Posted May 14, 2009 Posted May 14, 2009 Smash your foot with a hammer and you may not think about your stuffy nose Does anyone have a better solution? -Gary T.
Mechanic Posted May 15, 2009 Posted May 15, 2009 Yes, saline solution would be far better for that stuffy nose. Are there any sluts in the Virgin Islands?
ebl Posted May 15, 2009 Posted May 15, 2009 There are, and they keep busy; hence, they're known locally as "slut machines." What causes people to be allergic to tree nuts, but not all kinds?
michielh3 Posted May 15, 2009 Posted May 15, 2009 Wel, I , as a peanut / walnut / hazelnut allergic , decided peanuts are for weaklings so i don't need em ! Honestly , I tasted a peanut once ( with an anti allergy shot at the ready ) and they taste awful .. So , will there be a TPR europe tour in 2010 ?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 25, 2009 Posted May 25, 2009 I have no clue. Will there be an Australia trip this summer?
Mechanic Posted May 25, 2009 Posted May 25, 2009 There will be tens of thousands of trips to Australia this summer. What color is the sky in your world?
Jds03 Posted May 25, 2009 Posted May 25, 2009 Blemeo! What’s wrong with those stupid kids in the commercial who wouldn’t give the rabbit the cheep cereal?
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