netdvn Posted April 17, 2009 Posted April 17, 2009 Well somebody is around to hear it because they're not wearing noise cancelling headphones. Why is ethical egoism not a valid moral theory?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 18, 2009 Posted April 18, 2009 because its too hard to answer as a question! why did I forget to do a question last time?
gerd.muller Posted April 18, 2009 Posted April 18, 2009 Because your avatar is running from left to right! Why are my kids allway awake one hour before the alarm-clock rings?
netdvn Posted April 18, 2009 Posted April 18, 2009 ^ Because they feel like it. If Homestar Runner is such a terrific athelete, why haven't I ever seen him play basketball?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 18, 2009 Posted April 18, 2009 NO ARMS! Why are there blue soles glued to his feet?
gerd.muller Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 Because yellow soles were no longer available! Why is the yolk yellow?
ebl Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 "Yolk" begins with "y," so it must be yellow because no other color begins with a "y" and that wouldn't make any more sense than this answer. Why did they choose Benjamin Franklin to be on the $100 bill?
gerd.muller Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 Because George Washington allready signed his contract with the $1 bill! Why is milk sold in boxes and Coke sold in cans?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 19, 2009 Posted April 19, 2009 milk is actually sold in cartons. why is it called a "butterfly" and not "flutterby?"
AviatorCoaster Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 because sometimes they "zoom" by. Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways?
ebl Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Because trying to figure it out keeps the Tylenol people in business. How did fast food places decide on 44-oz. for their super size drinks?
Mechanic Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 Because 44.1 oz is the point where blatant excess crosses over to gluttony. What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 20, 2009 Posted April 20, 2009 people would be turning around a LOT more. what is the difference between pre-popped popcorn and popcorn from kernels.
ebl Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Popcorn from kernels has to meet military specifications. Why isn't there a No. 8 plastic (referring to the numbers in the triangle thingie)?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 cause then people would want them to invent No. 9 and 10 and 11...etc. what is more durable...VERY HOT or VERY COLD?
paintballer Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Lukewarm Why am I not writing a question right?
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 because you dont answer my questions. why do you make up your own answers to my questions? (i actually have done that too, never mind )
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 because being creative screws with peoples' mind's Why can't the Cubs win a World Series?!
TheHulk Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 Because they're Cubs, not quite old enough. Why does it have to be so hot in Florida?
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 21, 2009 Posted April 21, 2009 BEcause they don't know how to cool down enough.... How can a witch know which way is which in this witch which which way world?
Mechanic Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 Because witches know which way to bewitch. Have you ever been experienced?
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 being experienced isn't about experience it's about big words... Why do southeners love NASCAR?
Troll Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 Because they are amazed that pickup trucks aren't the only vehicles in the world Why is freight on a truck called a shipment and freight on a ship called cargo??
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 Because one has the ship's mints and the other is just cars on the go, they need to go places too. Why do I find this thread so amusing?
Manny In England Posted April 22, 2009 Posted April 22, 2009 The force can have a great impact on the simple minded. What was written on the first post-it note?
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