davethefish Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 Because they are the ones that pop into your head the quickest! If superglue is so super, why can't it fly? or read my mind?
ebl Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 Can't speak for your mind, but if it were "plane" old super glue, it might fly. What would happen if Staples ran out of staples?
monkeyoverlord71 Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 ^Impossible how could they run out of themselves. What would happen if Chuck Norris died?
Mr. Starr Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 If Chuck Norris is dead, we've all been dead for weeks. Why are keys on a keyboard called keys?
ebl Posted April 6, 2009 Posted April 6, 2009 Because they unlock the magic of your imagination. Why does McDonald's large soda the same size as Carl's Jr's. medium?
netdvn Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Because Carl's Jr doesn't exist in Virginia, Hardee's does. Why does there have to be traffic everywhere?
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Alot of people, they just can't find a meaning to life. Why did State lose to UNC in the final?
ebl Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Because it has more letters in it. Why aren't there any green smilies here on TPR?
Vid_w Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Becouse donkeys don't like green... Why isn't time going backwards...?
ebl Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 But it can! Just get one of those clocks that are reversed, and you'll see the time move backwards! Why don't they make blue chocolate?
Kalepi_Konei Posted April 7, 2009 Posted April 7, 2009 Because Blue cows are worshipped by the Monks. And they are specially bread and worshipped so they are not put up for slaughter. Cool Whip or Canned Stuff?
Yankee cannonball Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 It depends. I'll go with canned just because I don't have any cool h-whip right now. But pie's always better with cool h-whip EDIT: I just realized I didn't put a question. I posted this at like 12:00 midnight or something, so yeah.
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 ^ deverted from the point of the topic (j/k) I prefer freshly made! Why is Viacom rude to YouTubers?
FitchCoaster Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 Because the people at Viacom all have heartless souls. Is it Haunt yet?
onewheeled999 Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 Antelopes think so. What did that plaster from the orthodontist's molds today taste like again?
gerd.muller Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 Because it saw the burger-bun at the other side! Why are Simpson yellow?
AviatorCoaster Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 Because they're made of mustard. Why can't senior year go by quicker?
ebl Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 Because when you turn 65, everything goes slow! If they can have "canned air" (to clean keyboards), why don't they have canned water to wash down kitchen counters?
gerd.muller Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 Because they haven´t invented the canned kitchen counter yet. Why isn´t a toothpick made out of teeth?
Yankee cannonball Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 The same reason you don't play guitar with it. Why can geese fly?
gerd.muller Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 So they reach the frying-pan much faster! What´s better than milk-cream stuffed chocolate?
Manny In England Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 New Jersey What does it mean to "chuck wood"?
ebl Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 Much more than it does to "carry tales." Why are hearts shaped the way they are?
jamesdillaman Posted April 8, 2009 Posted April 8, 2009 ^^ In regards to the "Chuck Wood" question: Why don't you ask him yourself: http://www.lpod.org/cwm/Chuckstuff/chuck.htm
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