philthephorce Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 I think the idea for concrete, mortar, glue and other apply-before-it-dries things comes from creative use of... snot. I'll let your mind run with that idea... Do you think I'm weird?
Rct3man777 Posted November 12, 2008 Posted November 12, 2008 In soviet russia, opinion about your weirdness thinks you! If babies come from mommies, where do mommies and daddys come from?
ebl Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 Target. Why don't Post-It Notes have the glue on the entire surface instead of just a narrow strip?
chmilo24 Posted November 13, 2008 Posted November 13, 2008 So you can cover your nipples without it sticking to them, and if you want flap it open and show them off. Why are the Jonas Brothers so dreamy? --Chris
TheHulk Posted November 14, 2008 Posted November 14, 2008 Because they were made inside of someone's dream and magically came out into the real world. Why do radio stations have so many commercials?
onewheeled999 Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 Because everything on this planet has to have a certain level of "suck". Why do I suck so much at FPS games?
ebl Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 Because you haven't yet caught the magic leprachaun who holds the secrets to winning the games. Why do glass objects shatter when you drop them, while plastic ones just bounce?
jazzimm Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 Because you don't actually get what you pay for. Why do people just break out into song in musicals?
TheHulk Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 Because it's how they show their emotions. Even when they're not filming, they'll sing. Why does my laptop hate me?
ebl Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 Because you don't buy it ice cream. What's the difference between Marine World and Marineland?
TheHulk Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 Marine World has tons of property to put whatever they'd like, while marineland only has one small bit. Why is the word "dictionary" in a dictionary?
Manny In England Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 Because thesauruses cannot give other words for thesaurus. What's the best thing about the year 2012?
DiSab Posted December 4, 2008 Posted December 4, 2008 It's 100 years until the year 2112, when the priests of the Temples of Syrinx will take over the world. Why isn't it appropriate to laugh at a funeral?
ebl Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 Because dropping a body into a six-foot deep hole isn't funny---someone might get hurt. Why hasn't anyone built a coaster where you ride standing on your head?
philthephorce Posted December 5, 2008 Posted December 5, 2008 Because after riding something like that, trust me, you won't *want* to ride anything else...and what's a life lived with nothing to look forward to? Well, really... What's a life lived with nothing to look forward to?
DiSab Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 A sad, boring existence. What's the best drunk food?
Bolliger&Mabillard Posted December 7, 2008 Posted December 7, 2008 Pez...Is it candy, vitamins, what is it? Why does the butler always end up doing?
DiSab Posted December 8, 2008 Posted December 8, 2008 Because no one else wants to. What should you say after punching someone in the face?
krosscoasters Posted December 8, 2008 Posted December 8, 2008 Because Sunday was today and yesterday was 3 days before Tuesday. Why is a plate round?
ebl Posted December 8, 2008 Posted December 8, 2008 So little kids can't push food they don't like into a corner and hide it there. Why is the fat in nuts good for you, but the fat in a thick, juicy steak bad for you?
krosscoasters Posted December 9, 2008 Posted December 9, 2008 Because 3 x 1 is still 3. Why is this site always dead?
thrillrideseeker Posted December 9, 2008 Posted December 9, 2008 Because you make baby Jesus cry. Why do people think the world is coming to an end? ~Matthew
ebl Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 You only get so much time when you put a quarter in the slot. What would happen if Del Taco and Taco Bell merged?
chmilo24 Posted December 10, 2008 Posted December 10, 2008 They would become Del Taco Bell and it would taste horrible. What's a male ladybug called? --Chris
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