bspellx5 Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 Because if it tasted bad, after people ate it they would get malaria. Why is Sarah Silverman's voice so annoying and high-pitched?
downunder Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 From sucking Matt Damon (I hope that's not too rude). Why was Jimmy Kimmel so convincing as Ben Affleck's bitch?
Robbie Posted May 22, 2008 Posted May 22, 2008 Because Jimmy Kimmel is a bitch. If two wrongs dont make a right, then how many wrongs does it take to make a right?
downunder Posted May 24, 2008 Posted May 24, 2008 No amount of total wrongs will make a right, but 3 good intentioned f*** ups will make you half right. Why don't AC/DC know more than 3 chords?
ebl Posted May 24, 2008 Posted May 24, 2008 Pfft...they couldn't even decide whether to name themselves after Alternating Current or Direct Current, so they chose both. You think they could count higher than three? No, I didn't either. Why did the U.S. Mint switch from making pennies from solid bronze to using copper plated zinc?
downunder Posted May 24, 2008 Posted May 24, 2008 Because those pennies from heaven were costing the mint to much money. What do you call someone who will have sex with anything and I mean absolutely anything?
slither37 Posted May 24, 2008 Posted May 24, 2008 Freddie Mercury Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
ebl Posted May 24, 2008 Posted May 24, 2008 Because if they did, they'd be pulling the wool over our eyes. Why is the U.S. the only major country to not use the metric system?
bspellx5 Posted May 24, 2008 Posted May 24, 2008 Because 2.54 centimeters equals 1 inch, and since Americans are known for being fat, the less numbers they have to use to count how big their waists are, the less heavy they feel. Why are some churchs against homosexuality when Jesus had like 2 dads? [Joseph and God]
pagemaster_b Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 Um, yeah. You're crossing a rather fine line there. Funny though. Never thought of it like that. Why is the Euro doing so much better than the US dollar?
ebl Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 Because Europe is smaller than the U.S. and its currency doesn't have to go so far. What made Google drive all over the place and take pictures of everything in sight? (Referring to Street View in Google Maps.)
nagro5 Posted May 25, 2008 Posted May 25, 2008 Shear boredom. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
downunder Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 Because it has been gentically modified to not bond to the bottle, and soon glue will rise out of their bottles and take over the world. Who are you?
downunder Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 ^WTF, you are Chuck Norris, it will be an honour to have a death match with you next time in Cali Master Norris. Because they are incapable of making conversation. Is a Season Pass for the Neverland ranch valid at R Kelly's wonderland?
ebl Posted May 26, 2008 Posted May 26, 2008 A season pass for the Neverland Ranch isn't even good there because they're closing it. Do you think any outlet malls have a store where you can buy...an electrical outlet?
Kennyweird Posted June 3, 2008 Posted June 3, 2008 Depends. If it has a hardware store, then yeah. (Not really stupid, but hey.) Why are we able to report our own posts as spam?
PoisonedPirate Posted June 4, 2008 Posted June 4, 2008 If the spammers have a change of heart they have the option to report themselves... Why is the hotel at Heide Prk pirate themed if they have no pirate rides?
slither37 Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Because pirates are cool. If Burger King sells burgers, and Pizza Hut sells pizza, why does Panda Express serve NOTHING with panda in it?
DBru Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 ^Your observations are obviously wrong... Why is another Hulk movie coming out?
PoisonedPirate Posted June 5, 2008 Posted June 5, 2008 Because the Hulk needed to kick start his career after his rap album failed. Why is Goofy so creepy?
ebl Posted June 6, 2008 Posted June 6, 2008 Because Creepy is so goofy! Why don't they paint the lines between traffic lanes purple? Who decided on white?
DBru Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 Because the color-blind can't see purple!!! Why do girls (well, people) feel the need to dye their hair?!?!
Team Thriller Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 To match their shoes. Why is Rhythm spelled all weird? --James
Calaway Park Posted June 9, 2008 Posted June 9, 2008 So it can be hot like that. Why don't school teachers understand how to use computers? -Sean
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