Manny In England Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 The Jackson 5 Did OJ Simpson do it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 So they don't have to walk. We know it's unhealthy, but why do some people still smoke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 because chuck norris told them to. Apocolocynopsis? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Fear of the impending Apocalypse The mind of Dave Chappelle is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Severely underestimated. What do you want to be when you grow up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brilinjo Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 fried why are they called sperm whales? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 because they cum up for air Why so many Springfields? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onewheeled999 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Because Cherry ChapStick is addicting. Why the heck did they put Elephant Bones in GH2? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy88 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Because you touch yourself at night. Why is Halle Barry pregnant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 because I laid the halle barry official website How is dane cook so funny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coolhandluke Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 He is just cool. Welcome to the BK Lounge--can I take your order? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coastercrazed49 Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Yeah where is the Wopper! Why is karma so annoying? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted January 12, 2008 Share Posted January 12, 2008 Because it makes for an unhappy visit to the toilet the following morning. Where would you be without Robb and Elissa? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 not on the midwest trip last year, and with much less joy why must the show go on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Because if it went off, no one would see it. Why don't we eat dessert before a meal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Because, where would all the fatty food go? Why do all goo things come to an end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Goo can only run so far before it hardens. They've done Lime, Vanilla, and Cherry, so why doesn't Coca Cola market Orange Coke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Because it just wouldn't be as good as Vanilla Coke. Life Support, Yay or Nay? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 13, 2008 Share Posted January 13, 2008 Yay, because everyone should have aides (warning: gratuitous South Park reference). What would you call a guy who has a sex change and then becomes a lesbian? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 strange why do I hace such a high spicyness tolerance? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brilinjo Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 You're from India How many whales are there in Wales? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Quite a few but their numbers are still dwarfed by the sheep. Why Sheep? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 It gets lonely in rural wales Why does the Fonz think he's cool but girls think he's hot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Because he's blue Why does the bass go bang? ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Because they forced to or they'll be shocked! Why do Woodchucks chuck so much wood? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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