socalMAN123 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Because Hillary Clinton is an rtard Why is Simon Cowell so awesome? ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Because he tells it like it is! why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slither37 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 EXACTLY!!!!!!!!!!!! When? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force 310 Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Whenever you want it to be. Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted January 16, 2008 Share Posted January 16, 2008 Steven Seagal Where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Over there! Why is Ron Burgandy the best anchorman ever? ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Yes, finest human ever actually. Is a trident the most stylish weapon ever? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CoasterCrazy88 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 No. When are you going to try out for the Amazing Race? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 When it actually lives up to being amazing. Why is Santa Claus in Indiana? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adrenaline_Rush Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Cuz Rudolph got drunk and Vixen has AIDS so they had to take a permanent stop in Indiana. XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coasterlvr_nc Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 You do too?? ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Mickey like what you like. What would the amalgamated Cedar Fair and Six Flags company be called? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Six Trash Cans. What caused the Big Bang? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Yo mamma! Why do people park in the drive way and drive in the parkway? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 17, 2008 Share Posted January 17, 2008 Because naming things is all about irony. What's so great about white sharks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 They eat people...cuts down on the population. Why doesn't cola have a different flavor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Because the mind control drugs in the cola make people want nothing else, so why have any other flavours. Rule of thumb comes from old english law that you couldn't beat your wife with a stick thicker than your thumb, what rule applies now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 No such rule if you don't have thumbs!! Do hips really lie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan King Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Only if its starting to feel right Do you know the Muffin Man...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Ryan, that is a secret. The Muffin Man is on The FBI's most wanted list for "touching" Gingerbread men. Should we really give Britney Speats more? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 We should give Britney more---time in jail, that is! What is it about "compact disks" that makes them "compact?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
astroworldfan1 Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Yeah, they were compact compared the 8 Track ( Eric you about an 8 Track) and the Record and the Casset. Why did ToGo even try to make decent rides? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 because if they just give up and join ACE they'll drown in gravy what do they smoke down at GCI? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downunder Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 I actually have met some of the GCI guys and I did ask them, and they said it a combination of melted polyeurythane, sugar syrup, and super glue. Very nice. What's bigger than being bigger than texas? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted January 18, 2008 Share Posted January 18, 2008 Bigger than Texas? Why, taxes, of course. If you were a sophomore in college, what grade would you say you were in if someone asked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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