netdvn Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 I really hate those kids... They need to learn to share! Why did you call Trix cereal "cheep" cereal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AviatorCoaster Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 It's made of elephants. Why are teenagers so angsty? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Is angsty even a word? Can a dyslexic atheist believe in a dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds03 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 yes, but a ldysexic hatseit cannot. What color is a polka-dot lobster? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Definitely rainbow striped. What will happen when printed newspapers eventually go away? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 It's called the internet. Is it possible to destroy the internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds03 Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Yes, if you google the word "Google" the information vortex will destroy the cyberspace universe. How does one make pickles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Google it. What do pickled pickles look like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AviatorCoaster Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Plums. Why is Khloe Kardashian such a reject? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 25, 2009 Share Posted May 25, 2009 Because of his/her name. (I have no idea who that is) What is color? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Nothing to be afraid of, just Roloc spelled backwards. What on Earth is Roloc? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 That's what kind of watch Fred Flintstone wore when he became rich. Why do English people have an accent when they speak the same language as we do in the U.S.? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xpress Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Becuase the chineese people reinvented english. Why there school? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds03 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Forcause it unpossible not to learning. Where is Head-on applied directly to? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Boobs Is there a question to which boobs is not the answer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Yes, the following question. What's the opposite of 80085? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 That's not a valid ZIP code, so I'd say root beer. If Vicks VapoRub can eliminate toenail fungus, what could Mentholatum eliminate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintballer Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 I dunno, my bff jill j00 l337 nu44 2 r@eD 7h1z? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 ???? Huhhhh wha??? Zoogie Boogie Boog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyuk200523 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Exactly. Do Bears Shit in the Woods......and if they do, why don't we ever see a bear reading a newspaper? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Because they are never constipated. Why are some people (like me) lactose-intolerant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jds03 Posted May 26, 2009 Share Posted May 26, 2009 Because their all lactose- racists. Which is heavier, a pound of liver or a pound of anglefood cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyblakbelt Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 Because angles are lighter than liver. Does the rain in Spain really fall mainly on the plain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee cannonball Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I before E except after C Are you on a boat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted May 27, 2009 Share Posted May 27, 2009 I'm not, but a goat is. (Goats on a Boat-DWP song title) Is the "Scorpian Deathlock" invented by scorpions? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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