netdvn Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Well somebody is around to hear it because they're not wearing noise cancelling headphones. Why is ethical egoism not a valid moral theory? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 because its too hard to answer as a question! why did I forget to do a question last time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerd.muller Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 Because your avatar is running from left to right! Why are my kids allway awake one hour before the alarm-clock rings? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
netdvn Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 ^ Because they feel like it. If Homestar Runner is such a terrific athelete, why haven't I ever seen him play basketball? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 18, 2009 Share Posted April 18, 2009 NO ARMS! Why are there blue soles glued to his feet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerd.muller Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Because yellow soles were no longer available! Why is the yolk yellow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 "Yolk" begins with "y," so it must be yellow because no other color begins with a "y" and that wouldn't make any more sense than this answer. Why did they choose Benjamin Franklin to be on the $100 bill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gerd.muller Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Because George Washington allready signed his contract with the $1 bill! Why is milk sold in boxes and Coke sold in cans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 milk is actually sold in cartons. why is it called a "butterfly" and not "flutterby?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AviatorCoaster Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 because sometimes they "zoom" by. Why do we park in driveways and drive on parkways? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Because trying to figure it out keeps the Tylenol people in business. How did fast food places decide on 44-oz. for their super size drinks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Because 44.1 oz is the point where blatant excess crosses over to gluttony. What if the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 people would be turning around a LOT more. what is the difference between pre-popped popcorn and popcorn from kernels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ebl Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Popcorn from kernels has to meet military specifications. Why isn't there a No. 8 plastic (referring to the numbers in the triangle thingie)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 cause then people would want them to invent No. 9 and 10 and 11...etc. what is more durable...VERY HOT or VERY COLD? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paintballer Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Lukewarm Why am I not writing a question right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KnottsDisneyFarm Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 because you dont answer my questions. why do you make up your own answers to my questions? (i actually have done that too, never mind ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 because being creative screws with peoples' mind's Why can't the Cubs win a World Series?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHulk Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Because they're Cubs, not quite old enough. Why does it have to be so hot in Florida? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 BEcause they don't know how to cool down enough.... How can a witch know which way is which in this witch which which way world? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Because witches know which way to bewitch. Have you ever been experienced? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 being experienced isn't about experience it's about big words... Why do southeners love NASCAR? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Because they are amazed that pickup trucks aren't the only vehicles in the world Why is freight on a truck called a shipment and freight on a ship called cargo?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Because one has the ship's mints and the other is just cars on the go, they need to go places too. Why do I find this thread so amusing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manny In England Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 The force can have a great impact on the simple minded. What was written on the first post-it note? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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