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As soon as they buy out InBev.

 

What is the likelihood of you finding that long-lost misplaced item that you've almost forgotten about in the next 24 hours?

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*Shakes magic 8 ball* Most likely.

 

 

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood, and then was suddenly place next to Psyclone at SFFM for its immediate destruction?

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Its not its stupid, which then being stupid attracts the minds of millions of Americans to watch, and the fact that its stupid makes it impossible to stop watching, which in term the stupidity to it is what makes it "freakin funny."

 

Blah?

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Because he is really your younger sister and they are designed to annoy.

 

Why is Jeremy Clarkson getting blamed for dangerous driving offences when he just presents a driving show?

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Because the dog can get to you easier and lay on you.

 

Why do we use blue or black ink for everyday writing, and not yellow or green?

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If one doctor doctors another doctor, does the doctor who doctors the doctor doctor the doctor the way the doctor he is doctoring doctors? Or does he doctor the doctor the way the doctor who doctors doctors?

 

--Chris

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The said "mad skill" isnt politically correct it actually should be "said skill in which someone is so awesome it seems as though that one is tempered violently."

 

How do I annoy chmilo24?

 

(On a more serious note, do I really annoy you?)

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You can try stalking him, I heard him say once that he hates it when people stalk him. And try calling him non-stop, that always annoy me, so maybe it will annoy him.(No you do not annoy me, I was just kidding)

 

What is the one billionth decmial of pi?

 

--Chris

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If they're left unfinished, then anyone listening can end them in any way they wish. It's a free, fun, and wholesome activity.

 

Why does so much stuff from China have lead in it?

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Because our noses used to have a 'curry smell detector' but due to evolution we lost it and now all curry smells the same. Luckily our 'curry taste detector' is still entact.

 

Why is it that all fake watermelon stuff (candles, lip gloss, jolly ranchers etc.) smell and taste the same but don't actually smell and taste like a proper watermelon?

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If we didn't fell like we were falling, then we wouldn't know we were. See, if you know you're falling, then you have time for your life to flash before your eyes before impact.

 

How did they come up with the concoction of flour, eggs, butter, etc., then baking it and eating it after it cooled off?

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