Kids Say the Darnedest things

[jumbach]

So my nephew is three, almost four. His dad is in the Marines.

 

We took him to Marine World.

 

At the end of the day, we asked how he liked it. "It was fun, but there were no Marines there!"

 

That had us laughing all the way home.

[vertgforces]

lol....one time when i was little. my dad asked me if I knew what a volcano was. I said "yea, its a big mountain where a bunch of saliva comes out!" and another time my parents were trying to get me to eat vegitables (this was during my 'dinosaur' stage) and they said "you know what all those big dinosaurs eat?! they eat these vegetables and they grow to be nice and big!' and i said 'yeah, but they're all dead!!" i was so cute

 

 

ps- isnt this in the wrong forum?

[andrea]

^lol

[robbalvey]

ps- isnt this in the wrong forum?

Nah....I can let this slide. After all, it did happen at a park!

 

--Robb "Plus the kid kind of bashed Marine World so it made it that much cooler!" Alvey

[errtyme]

No way...an admin that doesn't care? On a coaster forum?!

......

I refuse to believe it.

[Dark Vampire]

No way...an admin that doesn't care? On a coaster forum?!

......

I refuse to believe it.

That's why this is such a good forum.

Better than a forum where they allow nothing.

[PhishyBrewer]

Gavin: Why is it raining?

Karen: Because the clouds are full of water.

Gavin: I think the clouds are crying because the sun is gone.

 

Gavin can be so cute... sometimes

[pgathriller]

My friends little sister said something funny. Me, my friend, and his sister went to Western Playland and we asked if she wanted to ride the tea cups. She said no because the tea cups were broken. We were like, no they aren't, and she was like, yeah they are, they have big cracks in the middle. We started laughing because the cracks she meant was the side doors to get in. We thought it was pretty funny.

[Kroger8]

My parent's friends who are very religious and try to be as good as possible, and at least don't curse whatsoever, were eating a pasta dinner one night when their 4 year-old son perked up out of the blue and said, "Mom this is some damn fine pasta!" lol the dad was chuckling, but the boy's mom just sat their with her mouth gaped open!

[andrea]

lol lol lol

[MSLSM]

A friend talked about the ride getting stuck on stratosphere. He said it was the roller coaster, and that it pulls 4G's. Everyone looked at me since they know I love coasters, and I had to correct him. I know he thought he knew what he was talking about, but it was a little funny to hear him say that.

[Guy T. Koepp]

Oh this is good. One time Jarett was standing in his room with his back to me. He had his pants down and looked like he was playing "air" guitar.

 

When I asked him what he was doing. He replied "What does it look like Daddy. I'm playing with my dick!"

 

Guy "I got plenty with my two monsters." Koepp

[PhishyBrewer]

^LMAO!!!

[andrea]

omg, how funny, but i wonder where he got that from

[PhishyBrewer]

I was in my general business class yester da, and a friend talked about the ride getting stuck on stratsphere. He said it was the roller coaster, and that it pulls 4G's.

 

4 G's huh... the only thing I pull when I ride the "High Roller" is try to get my money back for that crappy ass ride.

[Guy T. Koepp]

omg, how funny, but i wonder where he got that from

 

You are leading somewhere with this statement. Call me stupid, but I need more clarification. Just say it.

 

Guy "right back at ya" Koepp

[andrea]

^yep, you know he got that from his daddy

[Guy T. Koepp]

Here's another. We were at Magic Mountain Sunday. Jarett had just gotten off the sarejevo bobsleds. (I might add... by himself ) January asked to go on goliath jr. I asked Jarett to take her on it. He replied, "goliath Jr. is for babies. I only go on rides for big boys over 42 years old."

 

Guy "I got a million of em'." Koepp

[Guy T. Koepp]

^yep, you know he got that from his daddy

 

I would love to say that your statement is true. However, we call the penis a "Schminki" (Yittish for little thing). Calling it a dick and playing an air guitar with it, he learned from one of his little friends at day care a few years back.

 

Guy "What the hell are they teaching our kids in day care these days." Koepp

[coasterfreak101]

ROFLMDAO!!!!! That's such a great story

[KrakenKing]

One time I was at IoA... I looked at a kid in a stroller that was sorta next to me and he said "Poop" with a big grin on his face... I laughed

[Damien666]

Ok, the Stitch army is going to kill me for this post but...

 

Last Spring Break I went on a band trip to Flordia for Magic Music Days. (Also Universal's music event that we dominated! )

 

I bought one of the cool light up signs that you spun to show your own message. My friends and I were at MK and just got off the bad SGE. We got in line for Space Mountain and I was spinning the sign in the line. Now I had programmed 3 messages,

 

Bring back AE!

 

Space Mountain (Many cast members in S.M. liked that!)

 

and the last one was Stitch SUCKS!

 

Now a kid noticed the last message and he said "Stitch does not suck!" I replied "Have you seen his show?!" He replied back saying "Yeah, that really sucked!" His parents agreed, so did any other cast member that saw that message!

[ScOtT k]

I was in line at mcdonalds the other day and a kid behind me was throwing a fit because his mom wouldn't buy him milk. He kept crying and about 2 minutes later he said, "Then give me some milk out of your big fat boobies!!" Everyone in line began laughing. It was great.

[ebl]

^ LOL!!! I'd have paid good money to hear that!

 

Eric

[pgathriller]

My sister is 10 years old and last night she asked me what Viagra was. I said it was a happy pill for guys. She was like, ohh, how does it make them happy and she also said she thought it was an allergy pill. It was hilarious!!!