J man Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 I just came up with a cool idea. This thread will be used to help write a story that us TPR users will write post by post. I'll start out the story and then everyone else can add more to the story. Then the person after them can add even more. Sound like fun? Well then let's get started. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "The Adventures of Robb & Elissa" It was a warm sunny day in Valencia, California. Robb and Elissa had decided that today would be the perfect day to go ride some coasters at Magic Mountain. So, with camera in hand, they both left for the park. Upon entering the park Elissa felt that something was not right. Robb assured her that it was just the McDonalds hamburger she had eaten the night before. So they continued on. As they traveled further and further into the park they noticed many things were not as they should be. Robb and Elissa both froze in their tracks because of what they saw before them. They both screamed," NO NOT A ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Johnson Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 ...but nothing was heard because they were eaten by a giant rat. The End. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nrthwnd Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 (Corporate Logo HERE) ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J man Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 You can't make it end that quick! You need to leave it on cliffhanger for the next person to add more. START OVER. Pick up where my story left off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScOtT k Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Next story - Way back in 1997, Elisa was walking down a street alone, she was dating a great guy named Scott (omg, shameful on my part) and someone was very upset about this. As Elissa was walking down the alley, she noticed a huge fat man walking towards her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J man Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 No not next story same story. My story ended WAY to abruptly. We'll pic up from here. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Robb and Elissa both froze in their tracks because of what they saw before them. They both screamed," NO NOT A ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 ...Another stalker! I bet this guy will even write some story about us. Let's go home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J man Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 So they made their way out to the parking lot. They both got in and Robb drove home. When they walked in their house they were startled to see the stalker standing in their living room. Robb's instincts set in and he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 ...ate 4 children and 9 pounds of buffalo wings..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Erik Johnson Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 ...and all 32 flavors (flavours) of ice cream at Baskin Robbins in one sitting. After getting half full... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScOtT k Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 No not next story same story. My story ended WAY to abruptly. We'll pic up from there note that I posted just seconds after you and that I was unable to see your post. anyhow... robb ran back to the disneyland resort, and ate the evil child eating woman, after that robb ran to the castle stuck his mouth around it and.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J man Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 note that I posted just seconds after you and that I was unable to see your post. Sorry. I didn't notice that. ...Robb realized that he had left Elissa back at the house with the stalker! He spit the castle out of his mouth and ran all the way back to his house (which helped him burn off the fat from the 4 children, 9 pounds of buffalo wings, and all 32 flavors of Baskin Robbin's icecream). When he got there the house was ransacked. Looking around at the destruction inside the house Robb noticed a envelope on the coffee table. He opened it. It was from the stalker. It read," If you ever want to see Elissa again you must... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XII Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Go back to BonBonland! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maliboomer Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 And sign a contract to spend your life playing Pong naked in Amsterdam while checking out the great toys around town. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hurricane Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 And for 32 days of non stop riding of Various Vekoma SLC's and Boomerangs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FlyingScooter Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 ..he felt an odd attraction to this huge cameltoe chick in pink spandex. He gazed into her eyes and said, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Benvenuto Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 What I'm about to type is rude and so not Robb..... DAMN! Why do I look so stupid? and Robb laughed with a vegence after dissing that Psyclone loving chick. He then traveled to LAX to go to BonBonLand with the Jew, Quaker and Catholic to rescue poor Elissa, Who at this moment was watching her beloved friends, Chip and Dale getting undeserved animal torture performed on them. And then, proclaimed Elissa while weeping " NO, I WISH..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 "...I WAS RATHER DRINKING BEVERLY THAN WATCHING MY TWO FURRY CREATURES BEING TORTURED BY THIS EVIL STALKER MAN!" When the stalker turned around she finally realized it was... ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J man Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 But before Elissa could recognize who we was Robb, the Jew, Quaker, and Catholic busted through one of the walls in the stalker's BonBonland lair. They all posed heroically. Robb was about to say something witty to the stalker when out from a secret passage came... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Angry_Gumball Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Flesh-eating marshmallow donkey! It prepared to attack and suddenly Robb ate the whole thing and headed to an Intamin coaster. The ride op denied Robb from riding so in return, he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedTrack Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 He went and cried under a pink table in a corner. All of a sudden, Ronald McDonald came up and offered him a McFlurry! Robb hopped up in an instant and hit his head on the table and knocked himself out. When he woke up he realized that he was dangaling 20 feet above a pit of vengful donkeys whom where unwillingly exploited on a roller coaster website. Robb was just about to crap his pants in fear when all of a sudden one of the donkeys looked up and he realized it was Elissa in costume. He smile with joy. He was just about to talk when all of a sudden a stange creature came out of the shadows! It screamed at the top of its lungs... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 "I'm a strange creature, now GIMME SOME CANDY!" Having heard that, Robb tried to retrieve some Pocky from his pants pocket. It was then that our hero realized he wasn't wearing any pants. With the donkeys getting more rabid, and Robb getting more angry by the second, he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socalMAN123 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 ...whistled and an army of hamsters came and released him. Then they all jumped into the 20 foot pit and kicked the ass's asses. Then Robb and Elissa got carried up by a flock of flying cows. The stalker cried out in fear as all of the hamsters jumped into his pants. R&E then realized the stalker was Paul Reuben! They quickly... ---Brent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J man Posted February 14, 2006 Author Share Posted February 14, 2006 flew away from BonBonland forever. Robb and Elissa stopped at their secret coaster island paradise to catch a breath. "I'm glad that I got you back Elissa. But there is one thing I still don't understand"said Robb. "And what is that Robb" said Elissa. "How did you get away from that evil evil Paul Reuben?". to which Elissa cleverly replied... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwistedTrack Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 who the hell is Paul Reuben? It was then when Rob realized that Paul Reuben must have been some sort of distraction. They then realized that last time they were at the Wisconson State Fair, they remembered that when they got lost, the man they asked gave an odd look at Elissa, then asked for her phone number. Elissa was drunk off of deep fried twinkies and gave it to him. "Wait, that guy at the state fair was Joey!. He is the stalker!" said Robb. "It all makes sense now. He was acting afraid to go across the monkey bars over the creek because he did not want to break his camera, thats why he was standing so close to me all the time!" When they reached Joey's house they found that he was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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