GAME: Continue the Story!

[andre8]

...but the boobs fell off of the weird cow and they started to...

[Stoksy]

...Bounce around on the ground, until...

[Sasquatch]

... such a time when they felt it was necessary to stop and have a crumpet.

[andre8]

So they ate a crumpet but realized it was...

[Sasquatch]

Delicious?? However, the crumpet later conspired against them as it hatched a plot to...

[Mechanic]

...disembowel them, but not before they rode...

[andre8]

on the train listening to the Jeopardy song.

[netdvn]

... which eventually caused their heads to explode from the sheer awesomeness and ...

[HCLcoasters]

MORGAN FREEMAN......

[dragoncoaster1292]

...is effing amazed that this thread is still active after all these years...

[phantomfan93]

So he goes to run and tell everyone about it......

[_Brandon_]

but is then pulled over and asked to provide a narration for Vekoma: The Ride in Disney Digital 3D. Morgan Freeman accepted the deal, but then fell and hit his head on...

[Bolliger&Mabillard]

...a churro cart. He then bought one to soothe his aching head. He rested on a bench and Jack Nicholson walked by and said...

[cooksta77]

CHOKE! But as he screams this he's rudely interrupted by a Vuvuzela horn and then...

[MayTheGForceBeWithYou]

Chuck Norris uses his legendary roundhouse kick to destroy Jack Nicholson and save Mr. Freeman. As a reward, Morgan Freeman takes Chuck Norris to...

[HCLcoasters]

To the world cup where more vuvezalas are heard and more ears are killed...

[the ghost]

The dead ears conspired in heaven against all that had wronged them, they came up with a plan to...

[_Brandon_]

Destroy The World Cup forever! Although that plan didn't last very long because Chuck Norris heard their thoughts and ascended up to heaven where he then...

[Steelinwood]

...doubled the size of kingda ka with the help of the dead coaster enthusiasts from the strange ace obituary. They then rode 20 times until they...

[astro]

broke the tophat, and right before hitting the ground, they travelled to an...

[Steelinwood]

...giant vat of ice cream at the Ben and Jerry's factory where they persistently demand roller coaster gravy flavored ice cream until they...

[Pure Impurity]

...explode. The person who served them the ice cream...

[no_brain_er]

...looked as though he had not showered the night before, so they refused to eat any of it. They decided instead to go to...

[Bolliger&Mabillard]

...the nudey bar, where Al Bundy and Jefferson Darcy lived it up, dancing the night away until it was time to go, so everyone left and went to...

[Mechanic]

...Knoebel's, where they had finally finished...