Axman Posted October 21, 2007 Posted October 21, 2007 ..the extreme weight of the ACEr, minus the gravity on the moon, caused the kiddie coaster to come uprooted from the moon shortly after he was strapped in. The fat ACEr, along with a handful of frightened Martian children who were on vacation, floated out into the atmosphere, coaster in all, and was launched into orbit around the Earth until...
asr Posted October 22, 2007 Posted October 22, 2007 Vekoma came and retrieved for testing of a brand new...
Manny In England Posted October 30, 2007 Posted October 30, 2007 Super Coaster that causes pain and injuries like no other. This was due to the fact that Vekoma had recently bought five hospitals. This evil scheme irritated Arnold Schwarzenegger so he decided to...
Team Thriller Posted October 30, 2007 Posted October 30, 2007 Make a law that All California parks must take out all Vekoma's and Arrows (Other than X), so that nobody will go to the hospitals claiming they have brain problems. So the parks....
asr Posted October 30, 2007 Posted October 30, 2007 Shipped them all to a new park called "Disney's Emo Adventure" themed to everything Emo. Thus, all the coasters were Arrows or Vekomas, because they cause such pain to the rider! Fortunatly, it was just across the border with Nevada (only the entrance plaza and parking lot, which had no coasters was in California), so when Arnold tried to sue...
Pufferfish Posted October 30, 2007 Posted October 30, 2007 The Emos all slit thier wrists in retaliation, getting rid of all emos. This caused the park to shut down, and all the Vekomas sat and rotted there. All the Arrows on the other hand were bought by another park down in Texas...
asr Posted October 30, 2007 Posted October 30, 2007 Called "Houstonland" but all the Astroworld fanboys were sad because the park was actually in San Antonio, not Houston. Thus, a new generation of Emos were created, resulting in...
America Sings Freak Posted October 30, 2007 Posted October 30, 2007 Disney buying the theme park and creating a park called Texas Adventure, and themed it to random stuff in Texas but...
Axman Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 ...A genetically enhanced Shamu erupted out of Sea World SanAntonio and attacked Texas Adventure for being to close to his park. Shamu barfed radioactive fish giblets that rained over the park in profusion. The park was forced to shut down until...
Pufferfish Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 ...Disney decided to use the radioactive fish chunks as theming for a new attraction themed to a giant, Disney-hating whale. This caused even more people to go emo because, they would have never imagined someone hating disney. This caused a massive uproar within the emo Disney lovers, that lead to the destruction of SeaWorld SanAntonio. Shamu didn't like this destruction of his home so...
Manny In England Posted October 31, 2007 Posted October 31, 2007 He he requested transfer to Busch Gardens Europe. During the moving it occurred to Shamu that he had been out of water for well over 72 hours causing nausea, lack of appetite and death. His funeral was attended by many animal celebrities including...
texasgiantrules Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 Hedwig the owl, who died shortyl after in a killing curse accident. At Universal Florida, all the Hedwig was taken out of Hogwarts and replaced with a(n). . .
Axman Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 ...A racoon named Squiggles, who shoots pixie dust out his bung hole... Â Â (If you watch ROBOT CHICKEN, you'll get it).
JamesMC Posted November 2, 2007 Posted November 2, 2007 And of course Vekoma the Gerbil. However, Vekoma brought his friend Curdle The Turtle (the lactose intolerant reptile) along for the ceremony and even though the event was somber enough, Vekoma felt doubly bad for Curdle when the Ice Cream Truck meandered down the lane at the cemetery and Curdle immediately had stomach cramps which interrupted the funeral rite being performed by the reuinted "Police" which caused Sting to accidentally slip and instead sing "Wrapped Around Your Sphincter" . . .
America Sings Freak Posted November 3, 2007 Posted November 3, 2007 ..Then rode bench the ride the whole day untill..
socalMAN123 Posted November 3, 2007 Posted November 3, 2007 Micheal Eisner came out of nowhere and wanted to build a Pixar themed ride in place of Bench: The Ride. But, they stood up to him and said... ---Brent
CoasterCrazy88 Posted November 3, 2007 Posted November 3, 2007 ....Hell no! We want a Barney ride! Mr. Eisner responded.....
Axman Posted November 4, 2007 Posted November 4, 2007 By nukeing Universal Studios into oblivion. The readiation cause.
Coasterlvr_nc Posted November 4, 2007 Posted November 4, 2007 ... all of the disney, and universal guests to become mindless zombies! The zombies began to....
Axman Posted November 4, 2007 Posted November 4, 2007 ...make a pilgrimage to Paris Hilton's house to learn how to be brainless imbeciles. Paris was offended about the zombies quest for stupidity, so she snached the rifle from out from underneath her bed and ran out to shoot the zombies from her door step. As she began to run down the stairs to the front door, she tripped over Tinkerbell and fell face first down the stars. As she fell, her finger slipped on the rifle's trigger and she shot herself through the brain. When the zombies arrived at Paris's house, they decided to...
CoasterCrazy88 Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 ....drag her body out the door and eat her. But then, Chris Croker ran out of the bushes, yelling.....
Axman Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 ..."How fucking dare ANY OF YOU eat Paris Hilton! She's had a hard year! Here boyfriend gave her crabs! Tinkerbell's mother commited suicide! She has a hang nail! LEAVE PARIS ALONE RIGHT.........NOW. If any of you want to eat Paris Hilton, you're going to have to go through me! In response to this, the zombies stabbed Chris through the chest with a goose feather, and presently devoured him as he expired. After making a meal out of Chris, and then stuffing themselves with Paris for dessert the zombies decided to...
XII Posted November 6, 2007 Posted November 6, 2007 Create their own buisness, selling ground up celebrities at baseball games after seeing how good Paris Hilton was. But one day, the health inspector came. But before he inspected the zombies, they offered the health inspector a free ride on Son of Beast. When the health inspector got off Son of Beast, he said "My head hurts so f**king bad,I think I had one too many beers last night. What the hell was I supposed to be doing right now, The zombies then replied...
CoastersNSich Posted November 8, 2007 Posted November 8, 2007 "Think your head hurts now?! Here are two tickets to Sunday's Bengals game at Paul Brown Stadium. Against the Patriots. You HATE Tom Brady." So, before leaving Cincinnati, we went to the game...
Team Thriller Posted November 8, 2007 Posted November 8, 2007 And we saw our ex's there and they wanted to sit next to us. So we...
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