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Why the hell are we throwing Tomatoes? We should throw heavier stuff that would hurt! Someone grab a chair. A guy threw a chair, missed him and hit...

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... on Pamela Anderson, who felt it was too early to start dating inanimate objects again, and regected the chair. By this time, Master Chief was angry at the crowd and began to shoot them all with the Needler. After everyone in the crowd was busy watching their respawn numbers go down, Master Chief stole the Hammer of Dawn from Gears of War! Gasping noises! As the Chief was about to finish off his enemies with the cheap weapon...

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...he decided to sit down for a nice, steaming lobster plate. Puffed Caribbean lobster with some melted butter, spritzed with lemon - YUCK! As he set down his hammer thing, he noticed that he was too stupid to set it down on it's head - rather it's tail! The hammer came crashing down and...

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he woke up from his blackout to find be had pounded 1,0000000000 nails into BALDER! He was just about to pound his 1,00000000001 nail in when....................

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Master Cheif grabbed Thing and threw him and he hit a pilon on the other side of the coaster. After hammering in his 1,000000000 nail he realized that hammering the nail wasn't that important. when he turned around Thing grabbed is face and...

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handfull of theme park food, just as Robb jumped on him, and Master Cheif shoved the food in his mouth. He then knocked out Robb with is big hammer and then (sience he was dirty) decided to go to a water park. He decided to go to...

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