GAME: Continue the Story!

[JamesMC]

In a laughable frilly pink satin ensemble holding a parasol and wearing high heels. The event was captured on local televison (although off in the background) where the t.v. reporter was making commentary about the soil conditions nearby. Later, watching a replay of this event the Deeply Tanned Albino Man sensed he was only getting a part of the "real story" and immediately phoned . . .

[X-L-R-8]

elissa telling her she was to become the CEO of McDonald's corporation.....

[JamesMC]

At which she pranced around on tip-toes, twirled and bowed for an imaginary audience of consumers. Picking up Vekoma who was skittering about her legs during the faux performance, and holding him cheek to cheek, she intoned to no one "America, as the new CEO of McDonalds, I would like to annouce the arrival of the McChipper!!! Tasty-fresh deep-fried chipmunk skins-on-a-stick, served with your choice of flavorful dipping sauces." At this Vekoma lost his lunch over Elissa's brand new spangled and bejwelled purse. However the phone rang and as she picked it up . . .

[X-L-R-8]

a wierd hand popped through, after about 5 minutes elissa realized it was the xatan guy who ryan just happened to be pounding at the xatan guy's house......

[JamesMC]

While Robb, Joey, and Guy were sitting around seriously thinking of forming a new boy band Doo Wop Group. However, their discussion was interrupted by a knock at the door. When Robb went to answer it he was disheartened to find that it was a singing Shriveled Lemon-O-Gram crooning the all too familiar "Citrus Song", thusly Robb . . .

[dragoncoaster1292]

...shot an arrow through the Shriveled Lemon-o-Gram man, thus killing it once and for all. "Yay!" Robb yelled as monkeys paraded through the streets with tutus on and twirling batons in their hands. The monkeys began yelling, "The Lemon Beast is dead! We can live in peace now!" Robb stared at this sight for a while, and then shut his door. When he turned around, expecting to see the other members of Doo Wop Group sitting around and eating Churros, he saw a very different sight. What he saw was his house filled with a millon Japanese...

[Chase]

Worms. These wern't just ordinary Japenese Worms, they we're Super Fighter Worms and they dived for him so he ran down the street as fast as he could only to run into 11 Killer Elephant's that tried to stomp Robb, but he ran so fast that he almost slipped and landed on his..

[IceDragon]

a$$. not only did that happen, he was also infested with mutant ants that eat away at living skin...

[JamesMC]

But somehow found his skin "Not To Their Liking" and departed at once and in short order (which IS quite a feat for a million of them). Robb was simultaneously relived but boggled with the question "What's wrong with me???"

 

He posed this question to Elissa without preface and after an hour he had to stop short her opinions on "Tweakable Fixes" to narrow the question down about the ants.

 

Elissa said she had no idea about them, but while she was standing over her waffle iron with batter ready to be poured into the hot appliance just begging to make the tasty treat . . .

[KoasterKidz67]

when the ants came back to try and eat Elissa. Luckily for her, the ants didn't like her either.

 

Then Elissa asked Robb the same question that he had asked her not too long ago. Robb responded with the answer we are both misfits.

 

From there on Robb and Elissa knew...

[dragoncoaster1292]

...that those last two posts were kind of redundant. Meanwhile, Vekoma the gerbil had found his way out of the closet, and somehow found himself under the cushions of the Alvey's sofa. Nervously, he tried to find a route of escape, but only found three pennies, a dime, a shriveled up piece of ravioli, and a large buffalo chicken. The buffalo chicken walked past Vekoma, dripping with sauce, without so much as a "Hello". Vekoma decided to follow the buffalo chicken, who led Vekoma to...

[JamesMC]

A stunning and surprising victory over Lance Armstrong in the offseason Bike Race "Tour De Tab Indiana". (For those of you not familiar with the unfamiliar town, it involves a very small layout with such a tight radius on the curves involved, that someone who is only three inches long on a bicycle ((a small small bike)) is sure to win simply due to negotiating these tight turns as opposed to a NORMAL HUMAN SIZED HUMAN on a real bicycle.)

 

However, as Vekoma went to claim the trophy . . .

[JamesMC]

 

 

 

 

 

As soon as you're back from the snackbar, we'll begin again.

[the sound]

Vekoma was struck down by the strange typings of the Mysterious Snackbar. Quickly, Vekoma scuttled away, but the strange and weird typings kept comeing at him...

[X-L-R-8]

In a laughable pink emo clown car, Robb and the gang at the same time, however got signed on with atlantic records and elissa started to make rodent meals at McDonalds which consisted of...

[coasterguy4]

... rodents, that were taking...

[kidcoaster]

..Sh*t on Everybody who...

[Masked_Maverick]

rose up and yelled "Holy crap we died and went to a mexican resteraunt" when suddenly...

[LOVE SFKK]

......ur mom went to college and........................

[music11]

........your dad jumped on a couch like Tom Cruise and.......

[Masked_Maverick]

and started screaming "I love cheese, I love cheese." this caused Ryan to...

[kidcoaster]

Pull his brain out and it got eaten by...

[Masked_Maverick]

a passing by Donkey who bore a srtiking resemblence to...

[music11]

...Ugly Betty who...

[IceDragon]

was eating a fish covered in quagamole