the sound Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 remind the world that Togo was a country, and that he wasn't technically Mayor. So, robb and Elissa left...
JamesMC Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 the area and headed to the Staples Center to see "Art Garfunkle Presents- "Six Flags Magic Mountain's 'Attractions Not Operating Today' The Musical On Ice". Elissa muttered "The skater's playing Flashback, FreeFall and Monorail aren't doing ANYTHING out there". Robb exclaimed "How realistic!!!" and Vekoma The Gerbil poked his head out of Elissa's pocket and . . .
the sound Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 Ran out of her arm, and onto the ice. "Oh No! Vekoma Gerbil!" Elissa screamed, and without thinking...
coasterlover420 Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 , Six Flags Magic Mountain (for some reason unknown) bought a 700 Foot tall Vekoma that kills you on the [5 mph] lift because it's so rough. SFMM had to...
KrakenKing Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 ... once again sue Vekoma for all that they're worth, but all they got out of it was a measily $2, with which they...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 ...found was just enough to make some "high class" repairs for the Psyclone tracks. They bought some drywall from Robb, who was still at the theatre watching Elissa chasing Vekoma around and bumping into Flashback and Freefall every once in a while, and stuck it onto the smoothest part of the ride (the lift hill) with some Robb-made lentil soup. After the SFMM show was over, Rob and Elissa went down to New Jersey to ride the brand new rollercoaster at a park called...
coasterlover420 Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 The Crapper!!!!! They found that the ride really sucked and they went to Japan instead to ride...
apollo210 Posted May 27, 2006 Posted May 27, 2006 TOGO DEATH MACHINE: THE RIDE! Robb and Elissa both....
coasterlover420 Posted May 28, 2006 Posted May 28, 2006 were thrown off and landed on hard concrete and broke their heads open and died. Then somehow they got reincarnated as Joe and Sandy. And...
apollo210 Posted May 28, 2006 Posted May 28, 2006 Rode the same ride again and died again and reformed as Robb and Elissa. But their first memory of their new life as seeing a...
coasterlover420 Posted May 28, 2006 Posted May 28, 2006 Donkey actually run up Batman's ass. They wen't and rode Riddler's revenge and their legs broke. They spent 15 days in the hospital before...
HCOSurfer90 Posted May 28, 2006 Posted May 28, 2006 ...the grand opening of the one and only DEVESTATOR which snapped their necks causing them to...
coasterlover420 Posted May 28, 2006 Posted May 28, 2006 look backwards and see the evil Baron Von Creditwhore, back for revenge on Goliath Jr. They quickly...
timetrial3141592 Posted May 29, 2006 Posted May 29, 2006 beat the crap out of the Baron, then got blown up when the Goliath Junior Bomb exploded. After they reformed, they went to ride the Devil's flight, which promptly...
coasterlover420 Posted May 29, 2006 Posted May 29, 2006 ...collapsed and became a landmark of crappy rides everywhere. They went to Cedar Point to ride TTD but, OH NO!! Baron Von Creditwhore's twin, the evil King Creditwhore, was riding Jr. Gemini. They got scared and...
apollo210 Posted May 29, 2006 Posted May 29, 2006 Ran away to Wyandot Lake! WHile they were riding the Sea Dragon! They then saw both of them riding Sea Dragon in the back row! Luckly, they fell out on the firstn drop and died! RObb and Elissa decided to go back to....
JamesMC Posted May 29, 2006 Posted May 29, 2006 Japan, as the new kimono Elissa had purchased for Robb was both unflattering in color, and kind of itchy on his skin and needed to be exchanged. This was much to the chagrin of Vekoma the Gerbil as he rather liked the oversized pockets of the current kimono. They passed an ad on the side of the road which was advertising the new ride near Tokyo. Elissa had trouble translating the meaning of the Japanese characters, however Robb was convinced that they must now ride "The Very Wicked Dandelion Coaster" at all costs . . .
Splash_Mountain Posted May 29, 2006 Posted May 29, 2006 but unfortunatly, it came with a price of seeing stupid DCA Tower hallways at every theme park. Robb then decided...
apollo210 Posted May 29, 2006 Posted May 29, 2006 to go and make his own ride in his backyard and made it with Intanim track so Elissa can ride it. It was only 50 feet tall, but the neighbor complaned! Then...
socalMAN123 Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 Godzilla came and ate the neighbor. Then the world was happy. Soon, Elissa realized that they're dead neighbor was... ---Brent
coasterlover420 Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 The evil Baron Von Creditwhore. She cheered with amazement and then Godzilla ate her, too. Robb instantly...
dragoncoaster1292 Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 ...turned on the TV and watched Supercoasters on his TiVo. Outside of his house, a giant mechanical chicken was walking down the street to SFMM with a low, mechanical voice that bellowed... Â Â PS 400th post on my favorite topic! Woot!
HCOSurfer90 Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 ...give me your wonton soup. Then he realized that the wonton soup had chicken in it so he decided to...
Vekoma Fan Boy Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 Go skateboarding but cracked his nuts on a pole and...
apollo210 Posted May 30, 2006 Posted May 30, 2006 Realized the whole thing was a dream! but when he woke up, he saww a Togo Death Machine and...
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