ThrillDude200 Posted May 19, 2016 Posted May 19, 2016 It's exactly what it says on the tin! Anyways, here's mine: Garfield Park All they serve there is lasagna, which is overcooked because the employees are lazy.
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted May 20, 2016 Posted May 20, 2016 ... I'll bite. Vekoma Land! No explanation needed
ThrillDude200 Posted May 20, 2016 Author Posted May 20, 2016 Vine Park. You go in....and all the employees ask you about your shoes. Also, employees need to be black to have jobs at this park. And guess what they sell at the gift shops? Watermelons. And Deez Nuts.
DarienLaker Posted May 20, 2016 Posted May 20, 2016 A theme park that has rides that nobody over 54" tall can ride at all!
805Andrew Posted May 21, 2016 Posted May 21, 2016 Anyways, here's mine: Garfield Park Hey, now. I would totally go to a Garfield theme park. Garfield is awesome!
DarienLaker Posted May 21, 2016 Posted May 21, 2016 A "Tony Hawk's Double Big Spin" coaster where you're on a collision course with another car. (ignore the mentioning of Darien Lake)
TheCoasterKid211 Posted May 22, 2016 Posted May 22, 2016 Search "rct3 death park" on YouTube. No explanation needed.
Henry M Posted May 30, 2016 Posted May 30, 2016 Vine Park. You go in....and all the employees ask you about your shoes. Also, employees need to be black to have jobs at this park. And guess what they sell at the gift shops? Watermelons. And Deez Nuts. ^^ That got mildly racist. More than mildly!
ImOnABoat Posted June 4, 2016 Posted June 4, 2016 Welcome ! To F**k You Park! A theme park with only 1 toliet, 1000ft in the air, with a massive spiraling staircase. Also, it costs $10 dollars to walk the staircase and another $50 to use the toilet. A theme park with only SLC'S, the worst 2nd hand boomerangs, 69 clones of goudrix, an exact replica of SoB (complete with accident) , and a real life mr. bones wild ride. A theme park with no benches, bins, or shade. a theme park with only one food stall, a french fry stall, next to the toilet. The fries are covered in so much salt, there is a massive pile of salt with fries at the bottom. Next to that is a drink stall, which costs $100 per drink. A theme park with a hotel where you can check out any time you want, but you can never leave . Entry costs $6,969.69 Because, F**K YOU! F**K You Park! Were only in it for the money!
Pirate Posted June 4, 2016 Posted June 4, 2016 A park with a Chinese knock-off of: -Tornado -Mean Streak -Revolution with OTSR's -Son of Beast -Anaconda -Intimidator 305 -Nighthawk -Mind Eraser -Colossus -Sidewinder -Vortex -Green Lantern: First Flight And a Wacky Worm.
Henry M Posted June 5, 2016 Posted June 5, 2016 A park with a Chinese knock-off of: -Tornado -Mean Streak -Revolution with OTSR's -Son of Beast -Anaconda -Intimidator 305 -Nighthawk -Mind Eraser -Colossus -Sidewinder -Vortex -Green Lantern: First Flight And a Wacky Worm. I think you have won the bad ideas thread! Add a drop ride onto there and you have yourself the worst park ever. (the brakes will not work)
Philrad71 Posted June 5, 2016 Posted June 5, 2016 I can't believe that I just wasted five minutes of my life reading through this thread.
ThrillDude200 Posted June 5, 2016 Author Posted June 5, 2016 A park with a Chinese knock-off of: -Tornado -Mean Streak -Revolution with OTSR's -Son of Beast -Anaconda -Intimidator 305 -Nighthawk -Mind Eraser -Colossus -Sidewinder -Vortex -Green Lantern: First Flight And a Wacky Worm. Oh, you mean a Wacky Worm like the one at Lake Winniepasaukah? I'll give you a picture: Here they are, the heart attack inducing trains. The worm looks like he is dying.
DarienLaker Posted June 6, 2016 Posted June 6, 2016 A Wild West themed park in Kansas Now, that idea isn't that bad! I got an even worse idea, a theme park that is located at the base of an active volcano that spews lava every hour.
ThrillDude200 Posted June 20, 2016 Author Posted June 20, 2016 A Wild West themed park in Kansas Now, that idea isn't that bad! I got an even worse idea, a theme park that is located at the base of an active volcano that spews lava every hour. Wouldn't that kill guests and make the park go out of business?
DarienLaker Posted June 20, 2016 Posted June 20, 2016 The Drinking Ride - A ride where riders are given an alcoholic beverage of their choice and they drink it while riding it!
ThrillDude200 Posted June 20, 2016 Author Posted June 20, 2016 GayCoaster - A coaster where you have to be gay to ride. If you aren't gay and you ride, the operators will force you to become gay.
SixFlagsAstroworld Posted June 20, 2016 Posted June 20, 2016 The Drinking Ride - A ride where riders are given an alcoholic beverage of their choice and they drink it while riding it! And you are not allowed to leave the park until you are sober
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