The "Post Your Favorite Family Guy Quotes" Game!

[rlercstrluvr]

Popes friend: Pope, the floor is not a hamper

 

Pope: MAAAAAAAAAAN

[coastercrazed49]

"Shipoopie" watch this clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUvX8iu0IRw

 

Patriots are the all time best football team.

 

The town where family guy is suppose to take place is only a few towns over from me.

[IceDragon]

"Shipoopie" watch this clip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oUvX8iu0IRw

 

Patriots are the all time best football team.

 

The town where family guy is suppose to take place is only a few towns over from me.

 

alright i got a touchdown.

 

 

 

 

i finally got seaon 4 (only 1 and 2 left! yay!)

 

doctor: Can you see the image?

peter: no

doctor: oh thank god! my son says if you look past the image you can see a spaceship!

[reg]

Peter:

"well, you madam are a festiso. See, I can make up words aswell"

[Eric_Smith]

Peter:"Its raining sideways!!!"

[odene497]

"Like the time I outfarted Michael Moore" -

www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfb7MWNmPS0

[magnum xl-200]

''my god, this is more intense than the time i forgot how to sit down''

[XII]

So it's a shouting match you want? It's a shouting match you got!

AHH! AHH! AHH! AHH! I'M BEATING YOU!!!!!!

[24]

"Wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man!"

[texashorns82492]

*All puking*

 

Lois: "who wants chowder?"

 

 

 

"blughhhhhh!!!"

[dino]

God: Jesus Christ!

Jesus:What!?

God: Get the Escalade, we're outta here!

[Dailey Enterprizes]

Stewie "My god. Look at you fat bastards. I bet none of you can even find your own penis.

 

Find your penis here. One Dollar, one dollar, find your penis here, one dollar."

 

Fat guy "Hey I just found my penis."

 

Edit: Yea I love the Fat Guy Strangler episode... "Yea, big wuff, want to fight about it."

[Thorpe park maniac]

1) stewie 'hey fat bitch, oh my god your like a memory foam matress... look theres my face'

2)brian 'you went to somewhere(can't remember)and had sex with 2 women and a man'

quagmire 'you mean 3 women'

[magnum xl-200]

Peter singing:

'' i like pancakes,

i like pancakes,

they make a happy Peter,

i am happy,

i am happy,

la la la la la''

[IceDragon]

Stewie: you have worms???

Brian: mo, I don't have worms, i was jus... oh, wait. I have worms'

[dino]

*Upon Peter finding a genie in his beer bottle*

Lois: Peter...! 3 wishes, ohh this is so exciting.

Meg: I want a new hat!

Chris: I want a new hat!

Stewie: I want them to have new hats!

[man]

*Mort sees peters new scarejew(scarecrow that looks like hitler)*

 

Mort: OH MY GOT ITS HITLER!!!! HE'S BACK!! HE'S BACK!! HURRY PROTECT JON SUART HES OUR MOST IMPORTANT JEW

[Bubba83]

Peter: "Oh my god, Brian, There's a message in my alpha-bits, it says 'Ooooooooo.'"

 

Brian: "Peter, those are cheerios."

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6YXVa9v45w

[CoastersNSich]

What Robb said in the original post.

 

"Like that time I out-farted Michael Moore" I assume that Peter out-shat Moore, too...

 

 

Also, "Ah, pooping, the poor man's ejaculating." -Peter

[odene497]

Peter: If I'm fat then Stewie's fat too because we wear the same size onesy.

[supermanrosfan0810]

(Stewie and Brian robots)

Stewbot: "Damn you vile woman. Blast! What the deuce?!"

Bri-bot: "I am a tool. Stewie is better than me at everything including arts and crafts and the guitar. I have no friends."

[mxman005]

Judge: I'm sentencing you to 24 months in prison.

Lois: Oh no!

Brian: Oh no!

Chris: Oh no!

Meg: Oh no!

(kool aid guy bust throgh the wall)

Kool Aid Guy: OOOOOOOH YA!

(kool aid guy slowly moves back out)

[magnum xl-200]

This is my favourite

www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMh8dUSfhRI

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man

[coasterdude5]

"Have a nice time at the dance Meg... I hope she dies, that kid really deserves it."

[zaneymon]

Herbert (Creepy Old guy) Well Jezzie looks like were going to have to find something else to fill in our evenings

*Turns on tv*

ESPN Guy"We Now return to ESPN exclusive coverage of the world series of little league"

Herbert "Jackpot"