Game: Careful What You Wish For

[ThrillDude200]

Granted, but all the rides are closed all day long!

 

I wish I could be Robb Alvey.

[joelwee]

Granted, but people constantly send you hate mail and make hate pages about you on Facebook.

 

I wish I could ride El Toro.

[cparkes92]

Granted, but the line is two hours long with one train operation.

 

I wish I could travel wherever I want.

[joelwee]

Granted, but you get motion sickness on the plane.

 

I wish I was asleep.

[VF15]

Granted, but you'll be asleep for a year and miss lots of important happenings.

 

I wish to control the speed of time.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted, but you can only go forwards in time and never go back.

 

I wish my Silver Dollar City passes would arrive in the mail today

[flagrockerthegreat]

Granted but you can only go once a year, or else you'd be banned.

 

i wish i can ride Lightning Rod.

[cparkes92]

Granted, but every other ride at Dollywood will be down, making Lightning Rod's lines unbearably long.

 

I wish I could go to Japan and visit DisneySea.

[joelwee]

Granted, but Godzilla arrives first and destroys DisneySea.

 

I wish I could visit Darien Lake.

[TheCoasterKid211]

Granted, but let's be honest: do you really want to visit that place? Really?

 

I wish that it was spring break.

[RollingCoasting]

Granted! But now you don't get out of school until July

 

I wish for SFGAm to get a hot dog restaurant

[joelwee]

Granted, but they serve real dog meat.

 

I wish I could visit Texas.

[VF15]

Granted, but you don't get to visit any amusement parks or any other interesting places.

 

I wish I wasn't having a bad day.

[TheCoasterKid211]

Granted, but after today, you have the worst week of your life.

 

I wish that I could play the new Zelda game that everyone's raving about.

[VF15]

Granted, but you'll end up not liking it.

 

I wish I could wake up in the morning without feeling exhausted.

[joelwee]

Granted, but you'll be up all night the following night.

 

I wish I had the money to go to Cedar Point.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted. But when you go the park has another water break, so the entire peninsula closes down, so all your money was spent on nothing.

 

I wish Cedar Point would announce New Mean Streak already.

[joelwee]

Granted, but it won't open until 2019.

 

I wish SFMM would reopen Tatsu.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted. but it forever only runs one train... oh, wait... That's right.

 

I wish Silver Dollar City would announce their new coaster!!

[joelwee]

Granted, but it's a Larson Super Loop.

 

I wish summer was here.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted, but you live far away from any theme park

 

I wish I had pizza

[TheCoasterKid211]

Granted, but it has pineapple on it.

 

I wish that I could be riding i305 right now.

[JordyC]

Granted, but it has pineapple on it.

 

 

I wish I could ride Taron every day.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted. But as soon as you sit down on it, it breaks down and never reopens on your visit.

 

I wish there were more exciting things to do in my town.

[RollingCoasting]

Okay, a new amusement park opens but it's built on your property and only senior citizens and children are allowed to visit

 

I wish for my home park to get some new additions to the Dining Pass this season