Game: Careful What You Wish For

[MrSum1_55]

Granted, but now a pay per ride program is used, and they charge rediculous prices of each ride with no POP option.

 

I wish Trip Advisor, and TPR at that, could be free of stupid complaints on parks by the GP.

[paintballer]

Granted, but all the normal users are replaced with GP

 

I wish tomorrow was Friday

[theonetheonlyJT]

Granted but then the day is repeated for the rest of your life (like the movie Groundhog Day).

 

I wish that the media wouldn't blow everything out of proportion.

[154bmag]

Granted, but there's only Fox News

 

I wish my computer never had any problems ever.

[FJM8]

Granted, but you must throw your computer from a window.

 

I wish to have unlimited fast/express passes of every theme park in the world.

[molemaster43]

Granted, but the fast pass lines are twice as long as the regular line!

 

I wish that you could put the Six Flags cups in the dishwasher and the little sticker thing wouldn't crumple up.

[zachclarke2]

Granted, but the plastic melts instead.

 

I wish Vekoma Boomerangs and SLCs were never created.

[Angry_Gumball]

Granted, but Vekoma then develops some other evil contraption!

 

I wish I was zipping down some waterslides right now..it's pretty hot!

[MrSum1_55]

Granted, but the slide is very rough on the back.

 

I wich every SLC and Boomerang had either the new Vekoma trains, or the new KumbaK trains. (And that Vekoma would make no more painful rides)

[Angry_Gumball]

Granted but the new coasters are prone to mechanical stress and problems, thus requiring them to revert back to the original, rougher trains.

 

I wish I could have a wish that wouldn't have some form of weird backfire.

[australianalex]

Granted, but you just wished for it. So you wasted your wish.

 

I wish that every eurofighter in the world would be given new trains with only lap bars.

[FJM8]

Granted, but every hypercoaster in the world would be given new trains with OSTR.

 

I wish PortAventura to be my home-park.

[scbt]

You can't find a job there and are forced to be a hobo and bathe in shambala's splashdown

 

I wish i had a car

[154bmag]

Granted, but it sucks

I wish that there was no stupid GP

[Chris Benvenuto]

Granted, but there are now stupid park ride operators.

 

I wish popsicles didn't melt so fast.

[154bmag]

Granted, but now you don't like popsicles.

 

I wish Apple products were cheaper.

[FJM8]

Granted, but Samsung will be in bankruptcy forever.

 

I wish "Zhongye Hebei Metallurgical Equipment Manufacturing Co., Ltd" have never existed... Really! The world will be better, Colossus and 10 Inversion Coaster will keep having their records and Made In China Roller-Coasters will not have that bad fame.

[Chris Benvenuto]

Granted, but a company called "Wing Wing Dork a Dong Dong" will keep that horrible legacy alive in other ride related methods.

 

I wish pigeons didn't crap on people because they eat breadcrumbs.

[australianalex]

Granted, but now condors crap on people.

 

I wish I could book a trip to New York and visit all the parks in the area, including those in PA and NJ.

[donkeyman18]

Granted, All the parks have now turned into SFA.

 

I wish SFA would get a B&M Hyper!

[coasterfansince1999]

Granted, but it's closed 99.9 percent of the time due to faulty blueprints.

 

I wish Winter was longer. (My absolute FAVORITE season. )

[zachclarke2]

Granted, but there are no longer any year-round open parks.

 

I wish Arrow was still in business.

[154bmag]

Granted, but now their rides are even rougher then before.

 

I wish Valve would release Half-Life 3

[MayTheGForceBeWithYou]

Granted, but you have to wait several years.

 

I wish this game got 100 posts.

[Voxelmatic]

Granted, but this thread will get locked after the 100th post.

 

I wish that Six Flags America would get some TLC for once.