Game: Careful What You Wish For

[joelwee]

Granted, but they jack up the price of the Dining Pass.

 

I wish I had a beer right now.

[djackson]

Granted but it's actually an O'doul.

 

I wish The nfl season would start right now.

[cparkes92]

Granted, but your favorite team sucks a$$.

 

I wish I could find a full time job.

[joelwee]

Granted, but you hate it and it pays minimum wage.

 

I wish I had some new music.

[ThrillDude200]

Granted, but it bursts your eardrums!

 

I wish I could live at Magic Mountain.

[cparkes92]

Granted, but the plumbing isn't good.

 

I wish I could be at Universal right now.

[joelwee]

Granted, but the plumbing isn't good.

That part came true! (If you don't know what I'm talking about, try walking in front of Full Throttle's gate.)

 

I wish I could be at Universal right now.

Granted, but all the rides are down for maintenance.

 

I wish Magic Mountain would refurbish Viper.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted, but they remove all the inversions, and put in nothing but flat turns. No airtime to be found anywhere on the coaster... and some how they manage to make it even more rough.

 

I wish Cedar Point would build a 600ft tall coaster that would actually be up and running every day!!

[cparkes92]

Granted, but it would replace Magnum and Gemini.

 

I wish I had unlimited funds so I could just spend my time going to theme parks.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted: But every park you try to go to for the rest of your life is closed.

 

I wish I was in better shape.

[Henry M]

Granted but exercise

 

I wish I was happy.

[joelwee]

Granted, but everyone around you is miserable.

 

I wish I could barbecue today.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted: But you burn everything you try to make!

 

I wish there were more things to do in my town.

[joelwee]

Granted, but they are all expensive.

 

I wish I could visit more theme parks this year.

[Henry M]

Granted, but they are all Darien Lake clones with Superman closed.

 

I wish for another wish.

[VF15]

Granted, but no more wishes after that.

 

I wish for more hours at work.

[Canobie Coaster]

Granted, but you will be using those extra hours to train your replacement.

 

I wish authentic Chicago deep dish pizza would come to the Boston area.

[VF15]

Granted, but it will cost triple the price it usually is elsewhere.

 

I wish my bowling average was higher.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted, but it's only higher because you are forever forced to use the bumpers.

 

I wish a park would build a 600ft tall skycoaster.

[joelwee]

Granted, but it's always closed due to high wind.

 

I wish I had a day where I can sleep in.

[Canobie Coaster]

Granted, but when you wake up you will need a new job.

 

I wish my cell phone's battery was better.

[SixFlagsAstroworld]

Granted, but everything else that requires charging lasts only 1 minute.

 

I wish school would let out

[joelwee]

Granted, but it's because a tornado is about to hit the school.

 

I wish I wasn't sick during finals' week.

[VF15]

Granted, you'll be sick all summer long instead.

 

I wish for a trip to Cedar Point in 2018 to ride RMC MS.

[DoinItForTheFame]

Granted: But since it's an RMC, New Mean Streak is down your entire visit.

 

I wish Cedar Point would announce New Mean Streak already!!