DarienLaker Posted April 8, 2014 Posted April 8, 2014 Granted, but no movie studio takes your movie script! I wish they made Little Tikes playground houses for adults!
Diamondbacker27 Posted April 8, 2014 Posted April 8, 2014 Granted they are poorly built and everyone gets injured. I wish I owned a theme park with amazing coasters and rides, all to my family, no money problems, extreme cleanliness, and everything was perfect. Nothing could go wrong. Nothing at all.
Sharon29060 Posted April 8, 2014 Posted April 8, 2014 Granted, but you can't visit it! I wish I could fly!
DarienLaker Posted April 8, 2014 Posted April 8, 2014 Granted, but you end up losing control and land in the ocean! I wish that I could fly into outer space!
IrishCasual Posted April 9, 2014 Posted April 9, 2014 Granted, but you don't have a spacesuit on and you die. I wish I didn't accidently wake up at 4:30 this morning.
Diamondbacker27 Posted April 9, 2014 Posted April 9, 2014 Granted you die if you don't. I wish Everyone in the world was nice and kindful.
tarheel1231 Posted April 12, 2014 Posted April 12, 2014 Granted, everyone accept you. I wish that I could visit Charleston again.
DarienLaker Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 Granted, but Charleston get overrun by giant radioactive slugs! I wish that I had a licence to drive a Ford?
tarheel1231 Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 Granted, but it breaks down and you have to drive a Prius as a rental car. I wish I didn't have allergies.
Rollercoaster Rider Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 Granted, but it breaks down and you have to drive a Prius as a rental car.I wish I didn't have allergies. Granted, Except you now have an incurable disease that will kill you in 20 minutes. I wish all theme parks in the world were properly managed, clean, had high capacity, reasonable pricing, and good food.
tarheel1231 Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 Granted, but you can't visit any because they are too far away, you lose all of your money,it's too far to drive, and plane tickets just doubled. Plus, you would have to pay $500 for parking far away from the park, and $1,000 for a good spot. I wish I could &%^% my ^$$^$ in a %@% ^%$^$^ %@%%@ $%^$%^% ^#^$^$$% $^$^$^$$ ###$% with a pool stick.
SFGAmFan1976 Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 Granted, but you will also be ^&%$ in a @#^$% with $%^#^& &^$&$ *%^# %#$%#@ I wish Goliath would be ready for opening day.
DarienLaker Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 Granted, but Goliath ends up breaking down repeatedly on opening day! I wish that the Bush's Baked Beans video game was real!
Rollercoaster Rider Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 Granted, but Goliath ends up breaking down repeatedly on opening day! I wish that the Bush's Baked Beans video game was real! Granted, Except that they come out 2 weeks after you die. I wish the Big Mike Road Show would pick up again on TPR.
tarheel1231 Posted April 13, 2014 Posted April 13, 2014 Granted, but you're banned from TPR. I wish Seth Macfarlane would make the Family Guy movie already.
Rollercoaster Rider Posted April 14, 2014 Posted April 14, 2014 Granted, but you're banned from TPR.I wish Seth Macfarlane would make the Family Guy movie already. Like I wouldn't be able to see it anyway. Granted, Except it's the Simpsons movie with more references and bombs so bad that all of Seth McFarlane productions are done forever. I wish everyone in the world (including me) was happy and nice to each other.
tarheel1231 Posted April 14, 2014 Posted April 14, 2014 Granted, but due to the laws of physics, being nice and happy isn't possible (Don't question my science) I wish my house was bigger, nothing gets stolen out of it, it never burns or floods, and it is just perfect, and I get to live in it, and it's not haunted, and nothing bad ever happens to it at all, forever.
SFGAmFan1976 Posted April 14, 2014 Posted April 14, 2014 Granted, but you would get locked out of it and it is so perfect that you can never get in. I wish that I could teleport anywhere I felt like.
tarheel1231 Posted April 14, 2014 Posted April 14, 2014 Granted, but you only feel like going to Africa, and not the good parts! I wish my allergy pills would work, and if they work TOO well, I'd developed super powers and be happy forever.
DarienLaker Posted April 15, 2014 Posted April 15, 2014 Granted, but they'll just make you sleep and then you wake up with no superpowers! I wish that Six Flags had never sold Darien Lake!
djboss302 Posted April 15, 2014 Posted April 15, 2014 Granted, but they close it and blow it up. I wish Wisconsin Dell's had a theme park that was actually good.
tarheel1231 Posted April 15, 2014 Posted April 15, 2014 Granted, but it closes down because it's a SIX FLAGS! I wish my left testicle was missing.
TheCoasterGod3 Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Granted, but it closes down because it's a SIX FLAGS!I wish my left testicle was missing. Granted, but how are you going to pee? I wish I remembered what my password for here was. (Seriously, I can't remember.)
djboss302 Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Granted, but you forget it again 10 seconds later I wish Alabama Adventure would build a mega lite.
rcjp Posted April 19, 2014 Posted April 19, 2014 Granted. But it would have 80% downtime. I wish el toro had been open when I went to SFGAdv last summer.
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