Stardate: 3:27 PM-ish.
Name: Steven Wardley
System: Solar System
Outside Temperature: 81 degrees of warmth.
Last Night: Heard that my childhood was being remade into an amusement park. That childhood being Wonder Mountain.
If you don't know, Back when I was probably a young kid me and my dad climbed a mountain named aptly; Wonder Mountain. And when we reached the top, I saw a hella lot of wonders. Trees, clouds, rivers, waterfalls, lakes, You name it. So when I heard about this, I went to my airplane and went to take a look at the new park....and guess what I saw?
....I'd tell you, but I think i'd have better leave the pictures say it. Besides, pictures are like poets. They tell you in equivalent detail.
Here it is, The entrance to the park I was telling you about! Not very exciting is it?
And here is their Carousel; I've never liked carousels, they go around and around in circles.
And here is the Carousel's brother, The Ferris Wheel! Or as they call it, Ezekiel's Wheel....Did they buy it from a guy named Ezekiel?
In this photo, we see the aptly named Purple Monster. Finally, a Tilt-A-Whirl that is not named "Tilt-A-Whirl"!
What do we have here? A Fire Breather? Well it had better not commit arson while i'm around.
This is their only roller coaster. The Log Creak Mine Ride! Sorry, Johnny Thrillseeker; There's nothing big or over the top about this ride!
This friends, is the sky ride!.....Yaaaay.....But where are the chairs going to?
The crown jewel of course! The main attraction of Wonder Mountain....Wonder Mountain! Look at it, So majestic, So brilliant, So....perfect....
I took my plane to the top of Wonder Mountain, And the dang chair almost decked me! Does that chair not know a thing about manners?
Now here's something that happened on that day, Remember the Log Creek Mine Ride?
It crapped out on the first two tries, so I jumped in to give a helping hand; first we tried a faster chain lift and a bigger first drop.
It started off pretty well....
And we all thought that it would make all the way....
But even so....
.....It crapped out.....again.
Then I saw the problem, there was no chance that it would make it without a little help....so I decided to use another lift hill.
So we tried it AGAIN!
And this time......
It made it through!
That was so exhilarating that I decided to get a drink of water, unfortunately; the scrubs didn't put up the drink stores yet. So I had to use a water shooter thingy, Akward yet refreshing.
Eventually, they put them up.
And there you have it! Wonder Mountain, and it's wonderfully small skyline. Trust me, things will get better with time.
This is Steven Wardley, Signing off from the planet Earth.