DarienLaker Posted April 3, 2014 Share Posted April 3, 2014 Granted, but the wasps, yellow jackets, hornets, and killer bees in the world come back as zombie bees! I wish that I could eat Olive Garden's never ending pasta bowl all day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glouthan Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Granted, but you would eat it all day, and you would get sick. I wish I could win a free trip to Germany and ride Expedition Geforce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodie Warrior Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Granted but you only get 1 ride on it. I wish I was the CEO of Six Flags so I could improve the levels of themeing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Granted, but Six Flags fires you because you went against the traditional "no themeing at all" ways. I wish I never had bad breath again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Granted, but now you have breath that smells like an unflushed toilet filled to the brim with poop! I wish that my farts smelt like chocolate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcjp Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Granted, but chocolate would start smelling like farts. I wish eating loads of sugar was super healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted April 4, 2014 Share Posted April 4, 2014 Granted, but then congress declares sugar an illegal substance! I wish Darien Lake would get new water slides to replace 'Cuda Falls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but being Darien Lake, the park can only afford Wal-Mart Slip n' Slides. I wish I had a turtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodie Warrior Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but it is dead. I wish I had all the money in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but it's in monopoly money! I wish I had a LIVING turtle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but it's a radioactive mutant turtle! I wish I had a dog! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rcjp Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but it would end up attacking you. (severely) I wish I lived in a bigger house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but it's 10 double wide trailers attached to each other to make a big house! I wish that Darien Lake would bring back their Scrambler ride and put it where 'Cuda Falls was! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but the minimum height requirement is 90 inches. I wish I could go to Carowinds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but Carowinds gets invaded by aliens and has to close down! I wish I cold go to Six Flags Fiesta Texas! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but Iron Rattler and Superman: Escape from Krypton aren't open. I wish I could pour vinegar into my cut. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 (edited) Granted but it's burn your skin off! I wish that Sesame Street brought back Mysterious Theater! Edited April 5, 2014 by DarienLaker Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but you would get Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome and die so you wouldn't be able to watch the show. I wish I wouldn't forget to wish something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willthegolfer Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but you forget that Superman : Escape from Krypton is at SFMM. I wish I could go on a coaster trip through Germany. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodie Warrior Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but Expedition GeForce is down for maintenance your entire visit. I wish I owned all the REAL money in the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but someone steals it before you get to spend any. I wish my bum didn't itch sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but your butt is now sore from scratching it way too much! I wish that I could go Darien Lake on have the whole park to myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCasual Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but no rides, coasters or shops are operating. I wish the Malaysian Airlines flight will be found. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarienLaker Posted April 5, 2014 Share Posted April 5, 2014 Granted, but the plane sunk to the bottom of the ocean and can no longer be found! I wish Martin's Fantasy Island would get a new coaster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tarheel1231 Posted April 6, 2014 Share Posted April 6, 2014 Granted, but it's just Mind Eraser relocated from Darien Lake. I wish I could write a movie just as good as the lion king. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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