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I am really a 54 year old man that wants you to come over to my house for some half-eaten Cheez-Its and suicide (a bunch of sodas mixed together). Then we could go play mini golf on the moon and eat my wife.

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I admit that in the past I've been a nasty

They weren't kidding when they called me kinda strange

But you'll find that nowadays I've mended all my ways

Repented, seen the light, and made a change

And I fortunately know a little secret

It's a talent that I always have possessed

And dear lady, please don't laugh

I use it on behalf of the miserable, the lonely, and depressed (pathetic)

 

Poor unfortunate souls

In pain, in need

This one longing to be thinner

That one wants to get the girl

And do I help them? Yes, indeed!

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad, so true

They come flocking to me crying

"Will you help us, pretty please?"

And I help them! Yes I do!

 

The men up there don't like a lot of blabber

They think a girl who gossips is a bore!

Yes on land it's much preferred for ladies not to say a word

And after all dear, what is idle babble for?

They're not all that impressed with conversation

True gentlemen avoid it when they can

But they dote and swoon and fawn

On ladies who withdrawn

It's she who holds her tongue who gets a man

 

Poor unfortunate souls

Go ahead! Make your choice!

I'm a very busy person and I haven't got all day

It won't cost much, just your voice!

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad, so true

If you wanna cross the bridge

You've got the pay the toll

Take a gulp, take a breath

Go ahead, sign the scroll

Nick and Kevin, now I've got her, boys

The boss is on a roll

You poor unfortunate souls

 

In pain, in need

This one longing to be thinner

That one wants to get the girl

And do I help them? Yes, indeed!

Those poor unfortunate souls

So sad, so true

They come flocking to me crying

"Will you help us, pretty please?"

And I help them! Yes I do!

 

Those poor unfortunate souls

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Because hip hop music almost always puts an emphasis on hyper-masculinity, its lyrics have been said to reflect a homophobic mindset. It is often suspected that there are a great number of gay or lesbian hip hop musicians who do not come out of the closet, for fear of the decline of their career.

 

100% truth!

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True Story: I used to work at CP and in Camp Snooy. The ride Tilt-A-Whilr has tried to kill me on several occassions. One time I tripped and fell checking the cars, another time a car almost rolled over me and another time I fell up the stairs turning the lights on. The freaking ride is possessed.

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