GAME: Vending Machine

[VinTheAttendant]

Gets a pig

 

*insert DVD*

[Vixie Reynard]

You get a VHS.

 

*inserts Gatoroid*

[Sheep-O-Matic]

You get some freshly made waffles.

 

*inserts a donkey*

[Vixie Reynard]

You get a zedonk.

 

*inserts ketchup*

[MeMeMe]

You get a smack in the face

 

*Inserts a USB*

[MayTheGForceBeWithYou]

Gets a virus.

 

*Inserts ball python...

[Sheep-O-Matic]

You get a thong.

 

*inserts a hambuger*

[Chris Benvenuto]

You get a cordless phone.

 

*inserts an old Robb Alvey VHS tape*

[Snowboard246]

You get a mix cd

 

*Inserts a ticket to Cher*

[doublestufforeo]

You get gypsys, tramps, and thieves....

 

*Inserts a poptart*

[MeMeMe]

You get $5,000,000,000

 

*Inserts Bill Gates*

[jason10]

You get a 'Granny Smith.'

 

*Inserts Bowling Pin*

[MayTheGForceBeWithYou]

*PUN ALERT* You get a spare.

 

*Inserts guitar pick...

[piers]

This is strange.

 

You get nothing.

[mightbeawannabe]

Gets nothing...

 

*Inserts a flaming bag of dog shit...

[ebl]

You get that crowd of rowdy people out of your house in record time.

 

Insert a basketball...

[mightbeawannabe]

...Gets a slab of rubber and a gust of hot air out of its mouth.

 

Inserts mother..

[Sheep-O-Matic]

You get your daddy.

 

*inserts a baby grandma kitten*

[Chris Benvenuto]

You get some strange, Japanese porno.

 

*inserts a half-dollar coin*

[ebl]

You get a message asking for the other half of the dollar.

 

Insert a tongue depressor...

[The SETGO Guys]

You get a 2X4 Piece of Wood

 

*Inserts my AP Psych Book

[Ace Of Spades]

Gets Sigmund Freud.

 

Inserts a .

[Sheep-O-Matic]

You get a

 

*inserts a *

[VinTheAttendant]

You get an exact replica of the Disneyland Castle to put in your living room.

 

*Inserts a TPR Hoodie*

[Sheep-O-Matic]

You get some TPR sweat pants.

 

*inersts a taco*