Photo Report!!! Diabetes Dan does not one guy!, but........

[jray21]

All the gay TPR members have wanted Diabetes Dan for a long time, and now I have photographs of Dan experiencing Five Guys!

Dan slowly eases into Five Guys!

Many people have left their mark after experiencing Five Guys. They will take everyone, including furries.

Dan figured if you going to do it, you might as well go big.

Dan is getting his 'lubrication' ready. He also had many servings of Five Guy's liquids.

Dan is getting a little nervous about taking Five Guys into his mouth at one time.

Dan decides to get Five Guys all the way, but no pickle because the Five Guys will be plenty.

Five Guys in the Raw!!

Dan starts off easy, and nibbles on Five Guys to start.

Amazing, even for his first time, he is able to take in all of Five Guys at once!

Amy can't resist and decides to take all of Five Guys at once as well!

Dan gets Five Guys juices all over his face.

Dan almost gags from Five Guys.

Dan really wasn't impressed with Five Guys. He doesn't know whether to swallow or spit.

Five Guys was a little too much for Dan. Next time he will just play with The Fantastic Hand-Held 2-Headed Light Show.

The motto of many TPR members, "Two heads are better than one."

[ebl]

Which Five Guys was this? We have a new one in Thousand Oaks, just over the hill. I have not been there yet, but it's on my list---I've heard good things about their food.

 

And they serve Coke products.

 

Eric

[jray21]

I think it's the one in Cerritos(?) It was a good place, but definitely not as great as others made it out to be. Personally, I like In-N-Out better. Fatburger is the next one I have to try. Maybe tomorrow. They definitely get a thumbs up for having Coke.

[RCFreak]

I remember the first time I had five Guys...

 

Oh this is about a burger joint? Never been, I think the closest ones are in Temecula then Orange, so it's going to be a while until I try one lol, And -1 for Coke.

[joeleitz]

Damn some of the pics you guys post are twisted.

 

I want to use some to make a big "hanging out on the internet with these guys" for a collage on the front of some really hip greeting cards (I got a bunch of credit and already have a pile of traditional/boring cards).

 

I was thinking some crazy expressions all cut up and mashed into the background would be super awesome, just this thread alone would totally made good fodder.

 

What does Dan think? I'm just tossing it out there for the first time.. ?

 

These would be given out to 20 people at the most. It's not like I wanna stick em on a website or anything.

[jray21]

Email Dan! Haha! His email is everywhere! You can also PM him and Rob(b) and ask.

[moinab]

 

Other than the Coke Zero, that does look rather nasty.

[let1gre]

It was a good place, but definitely not as great as others made it out to be. Personally, I like In-N-Out better.

 

Everyone I know likes to yell at me because I agree with this.

[ebl]

While In-N-Out is good, I actually like The Habit better.

 

But as I said, I will give Five Guys a chance. Their burgers, that is...

 

Eric

[Sir Clinksalot]

^ I agree about the Habit. SO much better than In and Out.

 

About once a year I'll crave a Double Double and that's it. The Habit actually has some variety.

 

I'm hoping to finally get some White Castle on the NE trip next year.

[cal1br3tto]

I have yet to take Five Guys into my mouth. Oh, well, there's a first time for everything...

[Dan]

Dan almost gags from Five Guys.

Oh, hardy hardy har har har! Oh my gawd you're *SUCH* a "comedian" Joey!! Don't you have some osprey to hunt? Or some chafing to scratch?? Very, very funny!!

 

I'm sorry to report that Five Guys was infinitely underwhelming after all the hype that was built up around it. I'd take a half a dozen other burger other chains over Five Guys any day of the week (In-N-Out, Bob's Big Boy, Islands, Tommy's, Fudruckers, Fatburger...)

 

Great TR though Joey. Points for creativity, even at my expense

[sspaz1000]

As someone who doesn't have the luxury of In and Out and some of the other West Coast Chains, Five Guys is extremely popular out here around Philly.

 

But I'm also more a fan of the Five Guys French Fries, than the burgers.

 

But your photo TR of Five Guys, was extremely entertaining. (Ok, so it may not take much to amuse me.)

[jray21]

I have yet to take Five Guys into my mouth. Oh, well, there's a first time for everything...

 

I tried Fat Burger yesterday for the first time and they were definitely better than Five Guys, but I like In-N-Out just a little bit better.

[WFChris]

Since I have been eating In-N-Out my whole life, I am all for the 5 Guys. I think its way better, and their fries also DEFINITELY win over In-N-Out fries!!!!

[cfc]

Never been to a Fatburger, but I'd like to check it out. I tend to lean toward Five Guys over In-n-Out (even though I like both) because it's easier to get a burger made the way I want it at the former and I don't care for 1000 Island dressing. As for the fries, it's a toss up for me.

[larrygator]

I like my burger with bacon and hot sauce, so I love Five Guys. There just opened a new one two blocks from my office so I grabbed one on Tuesday.

[cfc]

^Bacon and green bell pepper for me.

[Pure Impurity]

I think the highlight of Five Guys is their hot dogs; who can, honestly, say they don't just LOVE the way they squirt their juices into your mouth?

 

Sorry, I couldn't resist...

[ebl]

It's hard to believe, but this ancient cheeseburger connoisseuer has never had a Fatburger.

 

It's on my kick-the-bucket list, though.

 

Eric

[ParkTrips]

wow, Five Guys must have evolved into something shitty for people to like In-n-Out more - either that, or you people are just cheap asses

[cfc]

^It hasn't. People like what they like.

[Skycoastin Steve]

I've had In-N-Out only twice in my life and thought it was ridiculously good. I've had Five Guys (burgers) probably 9 or 10 times and while I like them, the outrageous price on them is a turn off.

 

For anyone who is from the Carolinas (or for anyone that visits the Carolinas), try a burger from Cookout. It's just a Carolina fast food chain, and their burgers are heavenly, as are their shakes.

[ernierocker]

This is hilarous!!

 

The amount of fries they give you at Five Guys is INSANE!!! It is like they take the largest container of fries you can get at McDonalds, fill it up to the brim, and then pour that exact amount on top of it!!

[jray21]

^Just saw this!