Millenniumfan94 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 ^ That or we buy SOB, and force them to ride in the backseat for a few cycles. Of course I could just imagine the price of moving a wooden roller coaster of that size Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CorkscrewFoley Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Make sure you guys get an exact copy of Antelope...I want to lose my virginity all over again... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COASTER FREAK 11 Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 Can we have a real Space Shuttle ride? (I know where we can get one!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thrillrider Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 How about "Intamin cable"...the ride? Of course it would be broke down most the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J man Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 I'd be on board. Just as long as I get to run the souvenir shop... Hoodie The Store. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 We already know you own one, so why would you run instead of teleport? /Would pay $50 for a Sinise bobblehead voiced by Wes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darklingscribe Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 What would be the park's name? I vote for ParkTums though it my be hard to get the rights to that name. There would defiantly need to be a darkride though a haunted Ikea. And of course a Mircrobrewery somewhere themed to octoberfest or European theme parks in general. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted July 24, 2010 Share Posted July 24, 2010 ^ Laser Snake Park on Fire. And it wouldn't be complete without . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hayzle Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 There needs to be at least one boob credit per acre and a North/South Carolina sign with a statue of Elissa's famous pose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 ^ Bronzed. And then Terrance will violate it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Band-Aid Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 For food... I would send an undercover spy into the Knoebel's food stands, and get their recipe for their French Fries and Pizza. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mechanic Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 There will also need to be a SBNO Flying Turns ride. People can queue up for it and walk the track while taking pictures, but the only trains ever run will be for failed tests. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WillMontu Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 This reminds me of my old RCT2 park, named Donkeyland with themed areas such as "Rides on the Moon" and "Wisconsin State Fair" and rides like "Vekoma Death Box" and "Golden Arches", inspired by this thread. I think I may need to update/finish it someday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dragonskeep Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Maybe we could get the creators to donate Blue Flash and Oklahoma Land Run. On a semi seriouus note I think it would be cool to have a themed area of "backyard" rides. ...and a Blob. Good thread. Probably been mentioned but how bout a photoshop contest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ledgy Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 Make sure you guys get an exact copy of Antelope...I want to lose my virginity all over again... Yes! And there must be the Pancake Girls! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 * Live entertainment double-feature: Trevor from Retro Active / Wes singing about the ghetto fair * Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Ripoff (feat. Dave Thomas) * Megashark vs. Giant Octopus: A Love Story (feat. Dave Thomas' iPod) * DelGrosso Saucewrestling (may end up being sole source of income) Children's section: * Puppet show starring Winnie-the-Crap * Kidtums-themed Froghopper (obvious) * Piers' Fancy Kiddie Barbershop * Meat Cow educational real-time demonstration * "Theme Parks 101" kids' seminar; subjects include "Use of Trees To Your Photographic Advantage", "Vekoma Brace Techniques", and "Determining Authenticity of Spacecraft" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tatertot3710 Posted July 25, 2010 Share Posted July 25, 2010 A 24 hour lounge devoted to the TPR Night Crew..."The Chat Room" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
generaleclectic Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 * Live entertainment double-feature: Trevor from Retro Active / Wes singing about the ghetto fair* Captain Dinosaur's Pirate Ripoff (feat. Dave Thomas) * Megashark vs. Giant Octopus: A Love Story (feat. Dave Thomas' iPod) * DelGrosso Saucewrestling (may end up being sole source of income) Children's section: * Puppet show starring Winnie-the-Crap * Kidtums-themed Froghopper (obvious) * Piers' Fancy Kiddie Barbershop * Meat Cow educational real-time demonstration * "Theme Parks 101" kids' seminar; subjects include "Use of Trees To Your Photographic Advantage", "Vekoma Brace Techniques", and "Determining Authenticity of Spacecraft" I just peed a little... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
larrygator Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 A 24 hour lounge devoted to the TPR Night Crew..."The Chat Room" Highly unlikely to happen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tmcdllr Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 A couple of areas I can think of... "Coasters of pain and doom"...featuring only coasters by Vekoma, Arrow, Togo, and any other horrible head bashing and painful coasters. Guests must sign a liability waiver before entering this section of the park. There would also be an upcharge for the previously mentioned "Vekoma bracing techniques" course which every guest must take to gain entry to this section. This would be in contrast to the "Coasters of happy smiling smoothness of joy", featuring some of the best and smoothest coasters of B&M, Intamin, and others. Guests entering this section would receive a refund of the Vekoma course, even if they did not take it. "WTF is that...coasters"..featuring the "odd Boomerang", "CGAs Grizzly", The dog fart coaster, the spinning batwing suspended coaster that does not spin, and many, many more! Guests entering this section would receive free gifts such as used napkins and toilet paper, and the TPR bag O REAL CRAP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dandaman Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 A 24 hour lounge devoted to the TPR Night Crew..."The Chat Room" Highly unlikely to happen! The fact that you technically excluded all my suggestions from that "highly unlikely" designation warms my heart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KCForce Posted July 27, 2010 Share Posted July 27, 2010 I just woke up my spouse who came out and was all, "What the hell are you laughing so hard at? Good lord, you've pissed yourself!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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