robbalvey Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 (edited) Hey everyone! I've had a couple of people email me over the past few weeks asking where their bag of crap is. Well, it would appear that some of you have sent Dan an email answering one of our questions, but never included your mailing address! Basically, here is the deal - while we try to be a lot of things at TPR, we have not developed the ability to be mind readers. If you don't include your mailing address in with your email to Dan, you won't get a bag of crap! It's that simple. Also, please do not now email us saying "Oh, here is my address for the bag of crap from 6 months ago." It's too late now. There will be plenty of chances to EMAIL DAN and get bags of crap even with our current Alton Towers update. Just remember...GIVE US YOUR MAILING ADDRESS!!! Thank you! --Robb Edited January 22, 2017 by robbalvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted July 16, 2010 Author Share Posted July 16, 2010 I just got two emails from Dan from the Alton Towers update with no mailing address. Seriously guys, how are we supposed to know where to send your crap to??? INCLUDE YOUR ADDRESS!!! Otherwise, we cannot fling crap in your direction. --Robb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davisal771 Posted July 16, 2010 Share Posted July 16, 2010 Thanks for the info Robb. I'll remember incase I see another "Email Dan" link Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liftsifter Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 What's even in a TPR Bag of Crap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted July 17, 2010 Author Share Posted July 17, 2010 What's even in a TPR Bag of Crap? Crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liftsifter Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 I wouldn't have thought! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djbrcace1234 Posted July 17, 2010 Share Posted July 17, 2010 INCLUDE YOUR ADDRESS!!! Otherwise, we cannot fling crap in your direction. --Robb They're just too quick for that crap it seems like. They must be pack rats if they're that desperate for crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted July 17, 2010 Author Share Posted July 17, 2010 Seriously, everyone please read this! I've already gotten so many requests for bags of crap from the Alton Towers update without mailing addresses. I'm not sure how to make this more clear, but here goes... IF YOU EMAIL DAN REQUESTING A BAG OF CRAP...BUT DON'T TELL US WHERE TO SEND IT...YOU WON'T GET A BAG OF CRAP!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
808Freq Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 How are you flinging it? US Postal service or UPS? Is it even legal to mail crap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wumwip Posted July 18, 2010 Share Posted July 18, 2010 I want a bag of crap... what do I have to do to get one?!?! Is the crap free? I want free crap!!! Please teel me how to get the free crap!!!!!!...............I'm serious.................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted July 18, 2010 Author Share Posted July 18, 2010 Read our updates! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jedimaster1227 Posted July 20, 2010 Share Posted July 20, 2010 (edited) I wouldn't have thought! You'd be surprised to know how many people don't. Edited July 20, 2010 by jedimaster1227 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted July 21, 2010 Author Share Posted July 21, 2010 Hey everyone! I've had a couple of people email me over the past few weeks asking where their bag of crap is. Well, it would appear that some of you have sent Dan an email answering one of our questions, but never included your mailing address! Basically, here is the deal - while we try to be a lot of things at TPR, we have not developed the ability to be mind readers. If you don't include your mailing address in with your email to Dan, you won't get a bag of crap! It's that simple. Also, please do not now email us saying "Oh, here is my address for the bag of crap from 6 months ago." It's too late now. There will be plenty of chances to EMAIL DAN and get bags of crap even with our current Alton Towers update. Just remember...GIVE US YOUR MAILING ADDRESS!!! Thank you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ledgy Posted July 23, 2010 Share Posted July 23, 2010 (edited) Robb, I get curious about myself while I read this topic and laughed out! I was amused by your post and the stupidity mailing dan, waiting for a bag of crap, but didn´t send their mailing adress! Then, I remember, that I did mail Dan one time in the past, too... WITHOUT SENDING THE MAILING ADRESS ...what I said before, stupidity??? ...that was embarrassing... ...blush... Edited July 28, 2010 by Ledgy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robbalvey Posted July 24, 2010 Author Share Posted July 24, 2010 I forgive you Ledgy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
derek_lentz Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 "Holy TPR Bag of Crap Batman" Is that what I think it is in my mailbox?! Yes, It is a real life TPR Bag of Crap! They do exist. And look at all of the wonderful goodness that comes flowing out of it: Including my very own Dog Fart Coaster farting dog figurine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOCTOR DOOM!!! Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Whos Dan?! I hear a lot of emailing Dan round' here! Whats his Email address?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hercules Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 ^ Read through this thread and you will understand a little better: http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=56333 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadster Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I feel sorry for Dan's aol account, actually, I feel sorry for AOL, especially during TPR trips, that mailbox has got to get hammered more than TPR at a keg tapping!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davisal771 Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Haha, I got one in the mail yesterday aswell! Its pretty cool! Thanks TPR! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Across_the_Universe Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I just e-mailed Dan and I made sure to include my mailing address, even though I may not even get a Bag Of Crap... I never thought to before and I guess I should at least try. The only thing is that I wasn't sure what to put in the subject line... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chadster Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 ^ Subject: I like Crap more than I like Donkeys Subject: Crap makes the world go round Subject: Nothing like a smelly bag of Crap I'm sure the name of the thread works too or the subject that might get your the bag of crap. I got a bag of flamming crap on my porch once, so now I have nightmares about anything that says bag of crap on it, LOL! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DOCTOR DOOM!!! Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 ^ Read through this thread and you will understand a little better: http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=56333 I'm still completely lost... Is Dan Leslie Hall?! Do I need to go on a trip to get Dan's E-mail address?! Is E-mail Dan a code word for something else I must do to get a BAG-O-CRAP?! HELP!!! I'm freaking out again... EDIT: Okay... Help me understand someone, where are the questions I need to answer?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 This is Dan. Dan's email is mrt0ad13@aol.com You can email him, but that doesn't guarantee you a bag of crap. So it's best to email him alot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samisthabomb Posted August 7, 2010 Share Posted August 7, 2010 ^ Read through this thread and you will understand a little better: http://www.themeparkreview.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=56333 I'm still completely lost... Is Dan Leslie Hall?! Do I need to go on a trip to get Dan's E-mail address?! Is E-mail Dan a code word for something else I must do to get a BAG-O-CRAP?! HELP!!! I'm freaking out again... EDIT: Okay... Help me understand someone, where are the questions I need to answer?! The questions are in the Trip Reports posted by Robb. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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